Strange Brew by John Deering for July 18, 2021

He’s a rescue, too. He used to be a stormtrooper.

That shark is very talented – he shows great “finesse.”

Sadly, that would not be the strangest animal an airline has dealt with being passed off as a support animal.

He just looks like a fish outta water.

Why not?? We’ve seen just about every kind of “emotional support” animal!!!

the boss calls me her support animal…….

Too late. Most airlines have either stopped allowing emotional support animals or drawn the line at cats and dogs.

So I guess your dog’s name is Jake?

He’s currently starring on TV. Don’t you know this is “shark week” (I would not but for all the ads for it which take up more airtime than the shows themselves.).

“In case of a water landing, your support animal will make our insurance company’s job easier”.

I need an emotional support millionaire.

This is truly the American way, screwballs ruining it for people with true needs.

My honey badger support animal don’t care.

Hey, is that guy a lawyer?

Well that bites.

Too many pics and he’ll go into a frenzy.

Now, we can’t call them “Shark Attacks”… we need to call them “Shark Encounters”. Otherwise, that shark’ll need an emotional support squirrel for itself.

I’d say NO problem, but you have to travel in the tank with him.