“This is the captain speaking. You are probably wondering why the airfare was so low. We do not have landing gear, but you will notice two holes in front of each seat. As we approach the landing strip, on my say so, everyone must jump down and run like Hell.”
Although I’ll look out the window if I happen to get a window seat, the view usually isn’t that interesting through most of the flight. Might be better with a larger window.
Wait… This is Nickel & Dime Airlines, but they’re charging a quarter? I mean, sure, you can use two dimes and a nickel, or three nickels and a dime, but still…
allen@home about 3 years ago
Wonder what they charge to use the restroom.
RAGs about 3 years ago
“This is the captain speaking. You are probably wondering why the airfare was so low. We do not have landing gear, but you will notice two holes in front of each seat. As we approach the landing strip, on my say so, everyone must jump down and run like Hell.”
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. about 3 years ago
Airline CEO reading this comic: “Helen, call the board of directors…I’ve just had a brilliant idea…”
AtariDragon about 3 years ago
The cover would not be opaque, just fogged. If you want to keep the sun out of your eyes, you need to pay for that, too.
Cornelius Noodleman about 3 years ago
Not much to see at night.
KenseidenXL about 3 years ago
More like, “Typical Greedy Corporation Airlines”….
pcolli about 3 years ago
Wouldn’t surprise me.
Troglodyte about 3 years ago
They must be blinded by the brilliance of this marketing tactic!
kartis about 3 years ago
Ryan Air.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
They all nickle and dime passengers …..it’s what they do….they also charge for duct tape if needed!
kv450 about 3 years ago
Spirit Airlines?
Kaputnik about 3 years ago
Although I’ll look out the window if I happen to get a window seat, the view usually isn’t that interesting through most of the flight. Might be better with a larger window.
goboboyd about 3 years ago
Don’t give Easy Jet any ideas. At the least they will put adverts on the shades.
dflak about 3 years ago
American Airlines leads the industry in nickel and dime tactics. They were the first to charge for checked baggage.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Luggage fees, drink fees, virtually no complimentary snacks; please Mr. Deering – don’t give the airlines any ideas!
the lost wizard about 3 years ago
We’ve just introduced a new landing fee.
sandflea about 3 years ago
Please don’t give them any more ideas how to screw the customers.
sandflea about 3 years ago
And you probably can’t afford the charge for the parachutes or floating devices.
tsukyomy about 3 years ago
Please stop giving ideas that they may use.
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
Don’t give them any ideas you idiot…..
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 3 years ago
That other airline refers to it as a “frontier view.”
Judy Saint Premium Member about 3 years ago
At least reclining one’s seat is only a nickel.
bobpeters61 about 3 years ago
They say “nickle and dime” but don’t believe them. Looking out the window costs a whole quarter.
jvscanlan Premium Member about 3 years ago
This one is really coming. Virtual views outside rather than windows
bobgreenwade about 3 years ago
Wait… This is Nickel & Dime Airlines, but they’re charging a quarter? I mean, sure, you can use two dimes and a nickel, or three nickels and a dime, but still…
PuppyPapa about 3 years ago
Anybody else here old enough to remember actual pay toilets? And the hand towels were those endless roll things?