Strange Brew by John Deering for September 04, 2021

What’s the password?

“Abandon bandwidth all ye who enter here.”

You’d think that place would be a wi-fi…[wait for it] dead zone

Only for the graveyard shift….

Leave all stones unturned.

People are dying to go there.

Not a bad idea, playing people’s life story near their headstone. Like a real long epitaph.

Gated community.

That will raise the dead.

Their version of Hell would be old 300 bps modems. The telephone cradle type.

I wonder if they have dead zones…

And what you may find with that wi-fi will be quite dark indeed

If no one answers just text….

With Dead Like Me and Six Feet Under streaming?

The HOA — and its dues — are a killer!

Have to say again how much I like the crayon-style colorization.

Does the Grateful Dead perform there?

For those angst filled and sultry teenagers you drag along to visit Grandpa’s grave?

Where’s that? I have always said I want to be buried where there’s free Wi-Fi. 5G, preferably.

Are there any dead spots?