Strange Brew by John Deering for April 14, 2024

“I sure miss snakes…” —Ireland

To put it bluntly — we made asps of ourselves. Fangs for your understanding. We shed no responsibility, nor slither from blame.

Don’t bother the snakes. Leave all the snakes…alone.

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My darling I

can’t get enough of your love babe

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“ Red against yellow, you’re a dead fellow. Red against black, you’re OK, Jack.”

The only good mis-snake is a dead mis-snake!

That’ll rattle his constituents.

We have a bunch in Congress! Swamp kind and just sidewinders.

Miss Snake is crowned every year in Atlantic City.

A press briefing I’d like to see:

“Mistakes were made”.

“Who made them?”

Yes. For one thing, they hired way too many civil serpents!

Just don’t have a hiss-y fit.

I have snakes in my yard but they are non poisonous. We maintain mutual respect and distance. What I DON’T have are field mice, etc.

Can anyone tell what’s pictured in the circle on the podium? Part of a snake wrapped in a bandage is my guess.

He has a history of speaking with a forked tongue.

“… but not by ussssss.”

A political snake must be a sidewinder.

The incident left us all rattled.

The speaker sounds a little rattled.