Strange Brew by John Deering for December 20, 2024

“Heirs” to Air Traffic Controllers.

Since the Amazon tracking usually shows an image of at least one item in the package, it beats my sister’s shake the package method all to heck…

Primed for life!

LOL!

NORAD is SO yesterday!

noradsantaDOTorg

Look, the truck just entered the city limits! Prepare the traditional shot of Schnapps for the driver.

Santa tracker my butt! Today’s kids are way ahead of parents when it comes to electronics. LOL

They might strike out.

No, they’re prepping for a job in Musk’s new “kid’s do it right” division.

I’ve decided to outsource to Amazon this year.

Humbug! Amazon owns Christmas.

If trump causes the government to shut down, no NORAD tracker for Christmas.

It was the brainchild of Jeff Bezos.

Often the delivery truck can be tracked on a web page. It’s fun to watch it as it drives around the screen, getting closer to my neighborhood. Once it shows up on my street I walk out to the sidewalk and say “Hi” to the driver as he stops at my house ;-)

This cartoon turns up just in time to coincide with that walkout by Amazon drivers in some areas. Proof that the lead time for comics often causes an inadvertent faux pas on the part of the artist.