Strange Brew by John Deering for January 22, 2025

Boy, did HE get the …. wrong “number!!!”

/SHMIRK\

There are so few telemarketers any more. They’ve hired robots. Not even very GOOD robots. Heck, even my health insurance spam-calls me… using a recorded message.

He’s not there by mistake. He was evicted from down below, because Satan didn’t like competing against someone just as evil.

He belongs down in the basement ‘boiler room’ area.

Too evil for that other place.

They’re poor slobs trying to get by. The people that created the jobs should be strung up..

They (along with lawyers and politicians) will sit in purgatory for eternity. God doesn’t want them and the Devil is afraid of them.

Harsh

……….and, true to form, he arrived there at supper time.

Someone got their “wires” crossed.

The tele marketers are not the bad ones, it’s the ones that call up trying to scam you that are the worst. I had one call me the other wanting to talk to my dad . My dad has been dead for 17 years so Lord knows how they got his information.

“Well, you’re quite the cruel sort yourself, what with all the threats and mass killings and floods and other natural disasters you cause just because the people you created won’t obey you all the time. Maybe you’re not ‘God’ but Satan who is renowned for hoodwinking people. So I don’t want in here.. ha! You can’t reject me, I’m leaving.. so there.”

Sometimes the caller ID on my phone will show “Spam Risk”, sometimes it will show “Telemarketer”. I’ve wondered about the databases or other methods they use to make the distinction. Do the telemarketing businesses register somewhere so they won’t get labeled as “spam”?

Either way, I don’t pick up.