Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for August 18, 2019

Could I get a Whoopass Can instead? Ya know, a big ol’ can of it? I promise I won’t open it unless it’s absolutely necessary.

BTW, the second checkbox says there’s no Rush?! No Dirk, Lerxst or Pratt?? My nerdy musical world from high school has been shaken to the core!

No thanks. I already fart enough without a whopee can.

All of the above!

PASS!

Although I have taken human form, I am actually a life form from a distant star system, here to observe humanity out of scientific interest. Because our digestive systems are different, the Whoopee Can would not have the intended effect. Believe me, you don’t want to know what would happen instead.

This reminds me of an old Beany and Cecil joke. Or was it Mutt and Jeff? Abbot and Costello? Angus Yansaflap and Maurice Proloogdonnickle? Help me with this.

That’s an expensive can of beans.

I’ll take the Wodehouse, please…

I’m with Bradondahl1 The complete “Jeeves and Wooster”, please!

I don’t mean to be pedantic , . . well, OK, yes I do, but I think Mr Bolling has the anus in mind, not the rectum. The rectum (“straight [gut]”) is the intestinal segment between the sigmoid colon and the anus.

I wonder if Poncho from Pooch Cafe got into this product, and that explains why there isn’t a new comic today.

“Do not accept cheap imitations and knockoffs.”

sounds like a gas…

I love the randomness of this strip