Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for September 22, 2022

Go for it! I won a lifetime supply of gazpacho.

What no How to draw Doug book series prize? Me not interested.

With a ZIP code of 17573 at least one service on line claims that is a valid address.

I already got a reverse mortgage to buy a liver.

Hey young people. If you don’t want to live to become one of us old people, I can help with that.

MeTV has two episodes of Hogan’s Heroes on at 10 pm each weekday night, just after Green Acres and before Carol Burnett…

Or so I’m told…

I know a few people who rarely use their brains. Lots of empty memory to be filled.

Oh no. The fiend Percival Dunwoody must’ve messed things up in the past again and therefore no comic today!

“Sell your useless organs”

Does that mean that Trump is gonna sell his tiny mushroom in exchange for his next wife? Sounds counterproductive.

Opening this comic today, I thought was some meta joke. “Oh those forgetful old people. They won’t notice the same comic two days in a row.” I’m kind of disappointed that it’s simply an issue of lack of update.

Opening this comic today, I thought was some meta joke. “Oh those forgetful old people. They won’t notice the same comic three days in a row.” I’m kind of disappointed that it’s simply an issue of lack of update.

Are we stuck with September 22?

Opening this comic today, I thought was some meta joke. “Oh those forgetful old people. They won’t notice the same comic X days in a row.” I’m kind of disappointed that it’s simply an issue of lack of update.

Whats the deal? No re-runs either?

Oh no. We is stuck in time forever. Woe is we!

Que pasa? No new SFPC for a couple of days now.

You can also click on RANDOM above and get a “new” strip, as there have been no truly new strips for years.

I may be getting senile but I feel like I’ve seen this one before…

Hey! What happened? This strip hasn’t been updated since this past Friday!

Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of gazpacho?