Let me renew your life insurance first.
Much better than their act’s original name, “The Flying Melonheads.”
Mon Dieu…Superbe!
“Kids, if it’s a magical dreamscape you want to see, pretend this fork is the key, and the wall outlet is the lock you must open to reveal it.”
Doth mother knows you using her drapes?
Why yes, the drapes are always fodder for the destructive whims of kids and pets.
And the name of their act: The Aristocrats!
“Mommy, Billius is using a net and fascina, and Jeffius only has a gladius, and that isn’t fair. Oh, and Dollia was crushed under my chariot wheels, so can I have her dessert?”
The Family Circus Maximus
i’m not keane on this one
“Let me get out the spotlights.”
August 09, 2014
Funny_Ha_Ha about 24 hours ago
Let me renew your life insurance first.
JudasPeckerwood about 23 hours ago
Much better than their act’s original name, “The Flying Melonheads.”
markyakes Premium Member about 23 hours ago
Mon Dieu…Superbe!
phritzg Premium Member about 20 hours ago
“Kids, if it’s a magical dreamscape you want to see, pretend this fork is the key, and the wall outlet is the lock you must open to reveal it.”
Gent about 19 hours ago
Doth mother knows you using her drapes?
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 18 hours ago
Why yes, the drapes are always fodder for the destructive whims of kids and pets.
stev0 about 17 hours ago
And the name of their act: The Aristocrats!
fritzoid Premium Member about 15 hours ago
“Mommy, Billius is using a net and fascina, and Jeffius only has a gladius, and that isn’t fair. Oh, and Dollia was crushed under my chariot wheels, so can I have her dessert?”
The Family Circus Maximus
oakie9531 about 13 hours ago
i’m not keane on this one
willie_mctell about 9 hours ago
“Let me get out the spotlights.”