Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for October 14, 2024

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    wallylm  2 months ago

    See no evil, speak no evil, so who is hear no evil? (I’m guessing each team’s play by play announcers).

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    danketaz Premium Member 2 months ago

    Be off or I shall taunt you a second time!

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    braindead Premium Member 2 months ago

    Maybe they should do a contest at half time at the Pro Bowl. Best big play celebrations.

    Like the slam dunk or home run derby contests at all star games.

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    Separate contests for individual and groups of five.

    And the contestants could wear glitter on their helmets and use Air Jordans or something instead of cleats.

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    LawrenceS  2 months ago

    I feel like this is a rule with a rather large gray area where, on different days with different officiating crews, you might get different calls. Maybe during the pre-season all players should secretly demonstrate the moves they plan to a select group and, if they get a go-ahead can show a video of it if they are hit with a penalty to show it’s kosher…

    How do you penalize a referee?

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    Ellis97  2 months ago

    How can a mime be your consultant?

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    baskate_2000  2 months ago

    Cartoonist’s block?

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    A.Ficionada  2 months ago

    There will be some interesting decisions. The old “unsportsmanlike conduct” covers a lot of ground that this could miss

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    Polsixe  2 months ago

    The 2A gives everyone the right to fire an invisible gun

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    strictures  2 months ago

    The only good mime is a dead mime!

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    TexTech  2 months ago

    I remember the former times when a defensive player making a sack just walked back to his huddle. Or a player making a touchdown just dropped the ball and went to the sidelines. What’s the big deal with celebrating about doing your job?

    Should I have a big celebration every time I get a new program I wrote to run? Of course not. It is what I am paid to do and I figure athletes are no different. No reason to get excited about doing what they are being paid millions to do.

    Maybe defensive backs need to do a dance of shame when they get burned for a TD. Or maybe the whole O-line can do a dance of shame after a sack. That would be more appropriate.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  2 months ago

    Prove your manhood with “Afternoon Of A Faun”

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