Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 22, 2020

As I understand it, if you are about to die, you can see anything.

Which turned out to be a rock pile….

An long abandoned temple with no treasure.

Reuters- Noted sportsman and confirmed bachelor British Lord S.E. Pomeroy was reported dead Thursday while on a hunting trip in Africa. Local authorities report the death was the result of misadventure with no foul play suspected.

Wait, so Lord Pomeroy was a “Vampire: the Masquerade” character?

Moses and the Promised Land. So…there it is.

Aw shux, a happy ending.

Cliff! Cliff! Cliff! Cmon Cliff! Keep crawling Pomeroy!!! Cliff! Cliff! Cliff!

Sadly, Lord Pomeroy couldn’t see anything without his glasses.

“His fabulous temple”? Since when did the temple become Pomeroy’s property?

Was it worth dying for, Lord P?

“…but he was in death’s throes: was it no more than an hallucination?”

Well, there’s your temple, Pommy. You may say your prayers now.

Lord Piggy-Boy Pomeroy has gotten uglier with each installment, a deranged murderous madman is about to expire finally. No gold, no scantily-clad seductive women—-all a vision in his warped mind. Next will Tarzan throw his swinish carcass off the precipice, or dig yet another grave…..after all he’s quite an experienced gravedigger! Bring back Betty Cole!!

Let’s not forget that this temple is exactly on the spot where the fake map of those two villains (may they rest in … whatever) showed.

They’ve got good food there, great burgers.

Golconda is in India. Tarzan must’ve chased Pomeroy a very long time.