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I always enjoyed the part of Tarzan the Untamed where he would use his grass rope to lasso bad guys by the neck and silently haul them up into the trees.
Hypothetically, if I were sitting in my island stronghold and the generator goes out, and then my gang of bodyguard/mercenaries starts screaming and going silent … well, my first apprehension would probably not be, “Hey, there’s a naked guy with a knife invading my island.”
I mean, I would assume invasion by a rival gazillionare industrialist psychopath, or a foreign government attempting to Bin Laden me, or even the gendarmes come to inquire about the local taxes I have been evading … but not a naked guy with a knife.
For maximum security, always leave open the door to your electrical generator; the same thing you did with the front gate. Was their security set up by Julia Pierson?
There should be a counter in the bottom right hand corner of each frame in the strip giving us the current body count. It would help us keep track better.
Gil Kane fans shouldn’t miss this chance to revisit the story in which he (inked by Wally Wood, scripted by Mike Friedrich, concept by Joe Orlando) hilariously sends up his own frequent complaints about how much better comic book artists usually are than comic book writers:
Out of the Past over 4 years ago
Thank goodness mass murder is as legal on the island as it was in Africa. Otherwise, there could be hurt feelings.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 4 years ago
I always enjoyed the part of Tarzan the Untamed where he would use his grass rope to lasso bad guys by the neck and silently haul them up into the trees.
Gent over 4 years ago
Tarzan moves silently as a jungle cat and strikes with the strength of ten bull elephants.
— Old jungle saying.
flashdrive1988 over 4 years ago
Shades of Jurassic Park! The power is down!
Guilty Bystander over 4 years ago
RAM is just a memory now (and a random one, at that).
SKJAM! Premium Member over 4 years ago
Any time you’re up against “only one man” the odds are against you.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
One by one, asset by asset, the odds even.
Then, silence, Quarrel’s beating heart (for now beating; maybe not so much, later), and …SURPRISE!
WoodstockJack over 4 years ago
Hypothetically, if I were sitting in my island stronghold and the generator goes out, and then my gang of bodyguard/mercenaries starts screaming and going silent … well, my first apprehension would probably not be, “Hey, there’s a naked guy with a knife invading my island.”
I mean, I would assume invasion by a rival gazillionare industrialist psychopath, or a foreign government attempting to Bin Laden me, or even the gendarmes come to inquire about the local taxes I have been evading … but not a naked guy with a knife.
Comical.
J Short over 4 years ago
He was warned he should buy more RAM.
J Short over 4 years ago
For maximum security, always leave open the door to your electrical generator; the same thing you did with the front gate. Was their security set up by Julia Pierson?
Old Comic Strip Lover over 4 years ago
There should be a counter in the bottom right hand corner of each frame in the strip giving us the current body count. It would help us keep track better.
Jefano Premium Member over 4 years ago
Gil Kane fans shouldn’t miss this chance to revisit the story in which he (inked by Wally Wood, scripted by Mike Friedrich, concept by Joe Orlando) hilariously sends up his own frequent complaints about how much better comic book artists usually are than comic book writers:
https://www.cbr.com/artist-hired-draw-comic-mock-himself/
Polsixe over 4 years ago
Quarrel doesn’t keep a handgun at least? just a clunky old flashlight. He’s really paying the price for hurting the monkey.
profkatz over 4 years ago
I give this sad predictable tale another week, or two………….
anomaly over 4 years ago
The best security system money can buy would undoubtedly include a panic room that Tarzan’s muscles and knife couldn’t penetrate.