Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 29, 2022

“Sorry, I’m on a Carb-free diet.”

Too much of Carb is bad for ya.

I will follow her

Follow her wherever she may go

There isn’t an ocean too deep

A mountain so high it can keep me away

I must follow her

Ever since she touched my hand I knew

That near her I always must be

And nothin’ can keep her from me, she is my destiny

I Will Follow Her Bobby Darin

“Now you shall make me breakfast”. “What do you want”? “I donno, just make sure it has plenty of Carbs”…….

His marriage proposal was so romantic.

Her heart isn’t the part of her anatomy he’s interested in.

What is his glycemic index?

“I am Carb, of Clovi. You shall be my mate.” Courtship is an abbreviated affair in Clovi, where men are men, women are men, and sheep are nervous.

I am Carb, of Clovi, and am also known as Snidely Whiplash!

Well, she could do worse. At least he has a supervisory position with Hairy Backed Abductors Inc.

Last name Uretor

Where is MeToo# when you need it?

Soon, Gridley will lay Carb lo.

Carb had better check out Jana’s “goods” before he decides to “mate” her. I sure hope Gridley has enough bullets left for these stinky horney brutes!

Her heart was much lower down than usual.

See where lying gets you, Jana?