Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for March 12, 2023

The “jaws” that do not refresh.

What?? Tarzan encountered a lion and did not kill it, no victory cry of the bull ape?

A backflip from the hood here a head bump there…(against a lion’s statue to boot!) Welcome, dear friends, to the funniest man against lion-fight of the world!! Hope you enjoy and pay a good price for the ticket – that man needs a new shirt, guys!

Right below the lion statue eh. What a place to get knocked out.

Manipulative bar steward………

This plot-line is as idiotic as the New York slumlord who inspired it. Waiting for him to sue Tarzan.

Wait till next time when they release an elephant.

The lion had at least a couple of opportunities to take off Tarzan’s head but, for some reason, failed to do so. It’s just lucky Tarzan wasn’t carrying his knife or a headache would be the least of its problems.

By the ‘90s Tarzan has mellowed and no longer bundolo’d every animal.

I can only hope that Trumpian clone bas-turd will be thrown to the lions!

Poor lion…so confused by city traffic that he charges leading with his forehead, as if he were a ram or buffalo, instead of with his jaws.

Shirt ripped to shreds, but not a scratch on him.

Not bad but for a first take, but let’s run that through again….

OMG! Is Tarzan wearing Sketchers?