Weapons of “crass” destruction.
Dang. In the good ol days all Tarzan was needs was his trusty knife.
Star Wars Tarzan. Not as good.
“Our ancestors were terrible people! They would never try to convince us to be better than them!”
WAIT, I have a red button here somewhere. “THAT WAS EASY” Is this the bad story line self destruct.
Incoming!
The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator ! Tarzan has stolen the space modulator !
Not even a single ka-blam or some such sound effect.
Whatever happened to the dangling tassle outfit this nasty Queen was wearing a few weeks ago, torn to shreads by those ugly monkey-werewolf men?
“T’zan of Gigantis… Explosions!”
Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!
A lost-civilization queen… who doesn’t immediately go gaga over Tarzan? Is that even allowed?
SHAKEDOWNCITY 3 months ago
Weapons of “crass” destruction.
Gent 3 months ago
Dang. In the good ol days all Tarzan was needs was his trusty knife.
Out of the Past 3 months ago
Star Wars Tarzan. Not as good.
SKJAM! Premium Member 3 months ago
“Our ancestors were terrible people! They would never try to convince us to be better than them!”
joe piglet Premium Member 3 months ago
WAIT, I have a red button here somewhere. “THAT WAS EASY” Is this the bad story line self destruct.
BigDaveGlass 3 months ago
Incoming!
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 3 months ago
The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator ! Tarzan has stolen the space modulator !
Polsixe 3 months ago
Not even a single ka-blam or some such sound effect.
profkatz 3 months ago
Whatever happened to the dangling tassle outfit this nasty Queen was wearing a few weeks ago, torn to shreads by those ugly monkey-werewolf men?
ChessPirate 3 months ago
“T’zan of Gigantis… Explosions!”
jtt 3 months ago
Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!
David Rickard Premium Member 3 months ago
A lost-civilization queen… who doesn’t immediately go gaga over Tarzan? Is that even allowed?