Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for November 19, 2024

Send him “packing” to Pakistan.

Oh, now you are going to get it. They don’t call you Hard-luck Harrigan for nothing.

Tarzan’s funny, with his hands on his hips, tut-tuting the old man.

If he’s that afraid why didn’t he draw his gun and shoot Tarzan in the back? Not that I’m advocating violence… Just asking.

“Yet, Hard-Luck Harrigan found himself strangely attracted to Tarzan in his loincloth…”

Tarzan issued an embarrassed apology when told that he was on the stage of the popular game show, “Bowling for Bananas”.

Now see here, I’m the law in these parts and I don’t cotton to anyone a messin’ with my little buddies.

Don’t reach for your pistol Harrigan .

Say… Who’s CARDY?

Hard-luck eh. Well yours luck just gots harder now.

Seems like an exclamation of “Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat!” Would be in order.

They may call him Hard Luck but that pot belly on him shows he has had his fill of food and booze.