Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 20, 2024

No “crabs” this time around.

Ha ha. Little does these inglorious imbeciles knows that Tarzan the dungeon escaping expert.

Say “Hi” to the spook while you are down there. Oops! Sorry, wrong cartoon.

Is this going to be one of those buildings that grows and grows until the bandits are living in a city of thousands instead of being the Hole in the Wall Gang?

And what of the sloe-eyed daughter of the Old Oak… (Do they even have oaks there? Why call a guy by a name that makes no sense in your language?) You know there’s gonna be a sloe-eyed beauty somewhere in it. Can’t throw a brick in Africa without hitting one. That that I advocate throwing a brick as a way to meet one. But, from experience, I can testify, “Hey, babe, what’s your sign?” doesn’t work.

The Old Oak Tree he ain’t what he used to be, ain’t what he used to be, ain’t what he used to be.

There is going to be a queen a queen a queen. Aah a day without a queen is like a day without air.

Tarzan has spent so much time in dungeons that he rates them like Airbnb’s. Hope this one is a 5 star.

And here we go .

Tarzan said, I wonder if the dungeon has a secret passage up around the ceiling that nobody ever noticed and goes all over the city—even—to the room of you know who.

El Mahmud opens his eyes painfully and says sarcastically “Thanks a lot for remembering me.”

Harrigan (astonished): “The dome was yawning, the courtyard came alive… how do you do that? Some magic?”

Rambul (impatiently) : “Are you too dense to realize these are metaphors?!”

Ah yes…the dungeon. Tarzan’s home away from home.

Notice that Hairball Harrigan still has his (t)rusty six shooter

The end of Rambul will come from “The Fool”…

Tarzan…..Huge Body with a Small Head head to yet another dungeon. Maybe this one will have big pillows and harem girls?