Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for May 28, 2023

Mittens, find out if he knows any Cat Dad jokes.

Mitty thinks with his stomach often.

I had a good poutine the other day at Dairy Queen. Now I need to go back and try their mushroom cheeseburger.

If Future Papa has a cat, The Mittens would have a new sister or brother. I wonder how he’d react to not being an only child.

#CheesyFriendsBetterThanNoFriends

I have a sudden craving for a cheeseburger.

Mittens, is this you, or maybe your brotha from anotha motha?

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Mitty Can Has Cheezeburger? (Showing my internet age here)