Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for December 23, 2023

#yeahyeahyouarentgettingwhatyouwantforchristmas

Of course you do, Mitty.

Maybe for your Festivus Miracle, mama will give you some liver treats, Mitty.

Happy Festivus to one and all!

I have scratching posts for the cats. Will those do?

Festivus for the rest of us ! I love it!

She had to see that coming.

Anyone who would put up a non-scratchable pole and celebrate grievances is no friend of cats.

As for grievances, cats, as a rule, do not hold grudges. My little cat HATES taking flea or any other kind of medication. That does not stop her from being friendly again five minutes later.

#FestivusNotTheBestOfUs

I got a lotta problems with you people, and now you’re gonna hear about them!

Happy Festivus to all!

I thought every day was Festivus for The Mittens, at least the airing of grievances part. I don’t know what his views are of metal poles …yet.

Will we get to see Mittens attempt his many feats of strength? Tough, Fancy and Very Strong!

Merry Christmas /Happy Holidays one & all!!

#festivusfortherestofus