That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 30, 2017

“That’s only five! I’m not done yet! Get another tablet, dammit!”

In the early days illiterates had hell to pay for spelling errors.

So that’s why Moses broke the tablets!

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Charlton Heston as Moses, throwing the tablets down the mountain: a great example of type casting.

Comic Sans walks into a bar.

Bartender says, “We don’t serve your type here.”

Is it ironic that the caption is in Time New Roman?

As long as he didn’t use all caps.

“I told you NO loopholes!!!”

Take two tablets and call me in the morning.

“That left over piece is supposed to go next to the arm rest. What’s up with these flat-pack instruction writers?”

Promise that you will not break them again, Moses, and I will keep my Promise.

Moses Receiving the Law: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jo%C3%A3o_Zeferino_da_Costa_-_Mois%C3%A9s_recebendo_as_t%C3%A1buas_da_lei_-_1868.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome – can translate pages if necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

https://www.escritoriodearte.com/artista/joao-zeferino-da-costa/ 

has Portuguese info about the artist (again, Chrome can translate if necessary).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1813 (October 30, 2017) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment; so, I won’t point to it here.

You were supposed to read the instructions from right to left, you idiot! Now look what you’ve done.

" It’s covet NOT cover, you dolt ! "

Thou shalt not copy My Halloween costume.

For a minute I thought we were out on Highway 61 again.

dam moses you can’t expect them to obey all those rules.

Coach and quarterback going over the plays before the NFL got Microsoft tablets.

“Thou shalt not split an infinitive!”