That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 29, 2018

You May Already Be A Winner!

“It’s not you, it’s me. I just need some space to find myself.”

Now, how would a Prince in Nigeria get my home address, I wonder.

Oh no, a summons for jury duty. I hate having to send people to Botany Bay.

Been saving this one, huh? And would his casket be flat-packed, or would he?

And they said this year’s tax form was supposed to be simplified !

Very well done, Steve.

Is the casket from Ikea too? It might fall apart when they lift it.

Trying to understand her cell phone charges.

Trying to figure out if the left over part was something important.

Funny—but stupidly rude. If you’re going to make tasteless jokes about him and his death, can’t you, out of a sense of decency for the family, wait a little bit more than 48 hours?

And by the way, all you jokesters making funny comments here—think about it. You, too, have funerals in your future.

Now, where am I gonna get a dragonship? And isn’t the Stockholm fire department gonna have something to say about setting it on fire in the harbor?

Young Woman Reading A Letter, Her Head Propped Up:

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pietro_Antonio_Rotari_-_Brieflesendes_M%C3%A4dchen,_den_Kopf_aufgest%C3%BCtzt.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome – can translate most pages if necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/r/rotari/biograph.html 

http://www.saint-petersburg.com/famous-people/pietro-antonio-rotari/ 

both have info about this artist (the first about his early life, the last about his later life). First work by him used here so far.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1873 (January 28, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

P.S. The panorama mentioned in the Description provided by the first URL in Friday’s comment, was more than 4x the size I originally listed there (i.e., over half a US football field long).

Janet didn’t understand why Publisher’s Clearing House was sending out rejection letters.

What’s so difficult about it?

Insert coffin A into slot B …

Think he will have a flatpack coffin?

“What’s an Allen wrench?”

They had to postpone burying IKEA founder, Ingvar Kamprad, today, when it was found that nobody could understand the coffin assembly instructions.

checking divorce papers before signing.

So that’s why they buried him in a bookcase.