That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for July 26, 2018

Robin Hood would always remind Maid Marion of their first date.

’This is some good stuff. I can barely remain standing."

“Try these truffles! My old uncle Uriah there sniffs out much better ones than the pig.”

Though the King hath canceled the food stamps program to cover the tax cut for my wealthy father, I shall sustain thee with tax-deductible private charity, thou ragged, yet adorable, urchin!

The first one’s free.

Millais’ painting depicts a scene from Coventry’s poem of the same name. The rich boy seduces the innocent girl and she spirals into a life of misery. You can pull up a good selection of material about the painting and the poem by using “woodman’s daughter Coventry Patmore” as a Google search target. Enjoy!

Wanna try these mushrooms? They’re magic!

Looks like a cute redhead – oh, that’s a boy?

Katniss Everdean would always remember this useful lesson in berry picking.

Oh, she knew how to pick berries quite well for herself. But it was much more fun to get Reggie to do it for her.

Totally photoshopped.

Those anti-phlebitis stockings do nothing for his legs

The Woodman’s Daughter: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:The_Woodman%27s_Daughter_-_John_Everett_Millais.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/millais_john_everett.html 

http://www.sai.msu.su/cjackson/millais/millais_bio.htm 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/m/millais/biograph.html 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/john-everett-millais 

http://www.avictorian.com/Millais_John_Everett.html 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/77 

http://www.all-art.org/history392-5.html 

http://www.victorianweb.org/painting/millais/ 

http://hoocher.com/John_Everett_Millais/John_Everett_Millais.htm 

all have info about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 16 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2016/06/14?comments=visible 

has the prior, which sadly, though my comment text is there with the line breaks removed, its 22 hyperlinks remain inactive. &?@#!#%&!

Again, a slightly larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2004 (July 25, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Jack giving his crush the magic beans, hoping to make his bean stalk grow.

“Hey, little girl…. would you like some of these lovely berries? And then…..”

First you let her hold your nuts, and then, the first thing you know…..

Stormy Daniels starting her career at a very young age.

Russian spy girl convincing soy bean farmers that Russian tariffs are good.

“You can try some of my purple berries, I’ve been eating them for 6 or 7 weeks now – haven’t got sick once. Probably kep us both alive.”