That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 11, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    “Don’t get so upset — I may just be late this month.”

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    Strob Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “It’s not true! My diary was hacked!”

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Don’t be so dramatic just because I beat you in the brackets.”

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    I already told you that ours is impossible, I’m gay and I’m in love with your brother.

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    Kwen  over 5 years ago

    Mary’s breasts had always been a dead giveaway at the “guess who” game…

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    x_Tech  over 5 years ago

    Chad, you’re just being a big baby.

    And get you hand off my…

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    Papared25  over 5 years ago

    “Oh Reginald, I’m sorry. I thought you knew you have severe halitosis. What with all the withering flowers in the garden, I thought it was obvious.”

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    Buzzworld  over 5 years ago

    “15-16-17” “Chad let go of my breast so I can go hide”

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    jel354  over 5 years ago

    Chad was then informed that he needed to be standing before doing “The Dab.”

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    Call me Ishmael  over 5 years ago

    “It’s a draft notice – they’ve rejected my “heel-spurs” claim !"

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 5 years ago

    “C’mon.. look.. Angus.. LOOK.. LOOK AT ME! ANGUS!! …. fine …. there are other boys in this town … I’m outa here.”

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    jbrobo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Gee Fred,all I said was that my mother was coming to visit”

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    Funny_Ha_Ha  over 5 years ago

    Come on baby, you’ve had worse horoscopes before.

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    epaphus8  over 5 years ago

    Chad was inconsolable when he learned that The CW Network has cancelled “Riverdale.”

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    J Short  over 5 years ago

    Coat jealousy at it’s worse.

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    rugeirn  over 5 years ago

    “Ay, but to die, and go we know not where;To lie in cold obstruction and to rot;This sensible warm motion to becomeA kneaded clod; and the delighted spiritTo bathe in fiery floods, or to resideIn thrilling region of thick-ribbed ice;To be imprison’d in the viewless winds,And blown with restless violence round aboutThe pendent world; or to be worse than worstOf those that lawless and incertain thoughtImagine howling: ’tis too horrible!The weariest and most loathed worldly lifeThat age, ache, penury and imprisonmentCan lay on nature is a paradiseTo what we fear of death.”

    Oh, Sis, you don’t have to go all the way. Just go down on him! He’ll be content with that!

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    Linguist  over 5 years ago

    " I’m so sorry, Percy, but I can’t lend you my organdy gown."

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    lagoulou  over 5 years ago

    Crybaby!

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 5 years ago

    “Don’t be so dramatic, Chad. I’m sure That is Priceless rejects LOTS of comments.”

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    Another Take  over 5 years ago

    Lauren newly convinced that Conversion Therapy is a load of hooey.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    Don’t cry over your Dear John letter, am I not a woman?

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Well, we all told you that ‘Love Story’ has a sad ending.”

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    PoodleGroomer  over 5 years ago

    His facial expression changed from false lovelorn anguish as she slipped the stiletto between his ribs several times. She was serious about not stalking her. His death was recorded as suicide by several self-inflicted knife wounds in the back. They never figured out why there were no holes in the cloak.

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I thought you knew they were falsies.

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Measure for Measure

    https://www.the-athenaeum.org/art/detail.php?ID=28445 

    has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

     

    http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/calderon_philip_hermogenes.html 

    https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=1517 

    http://www.avictorian.com/Calderon_Philip.html 

    https://books.google.com/books?id=ta8WAQAAMAAJ&pg=PA21#v=onepage&q&f=false 

    https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/550 

    http://victorianweb.org/painting/calderon/index.html 

    all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 2 works by him used here. 

    https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2017/10/27?comments=visible 

    has the prior work (my comment there had the last 2 artist info URLs).

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2178 (April 10, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

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    pcolli  over 5 years ago

    “Don’t be such a drama queen – I only said, ‘Not tonight’…!”

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Hey, I said ‘spoiler alert’. I’m sorry but it’s true. All the dragons die.

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    anomaly  over 5 years ago

    “Pardon, my dear. I believe my deodorant has stopped working.”

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    d1234dick Premium Member over 5 years ago

    but Agatha, I am so sorry to tell you this late, but I just now found out that I am gay and can’t get married.

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    rmremail  over 5 years ago

    Somehow I don’t think John is as inconsolable about the break up as he is pretending, given that he’s using the opportunity to cop one last feel.

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