That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 03, 2019

The evil step-mother’s portable magic mirror.

Narcissus‘ narsister. (“God, I am so perfect!”)

“I don’t need anyone else in my life. I’ve got myself to look at.”

The Marquis included a daguerreotype of himself in the altogether, and Marie is feeling so de Sade.

Marie thought she was sooo clever, time to pull out the potato gun!

“Mirror, mirror in my hand, who’s the smuggest in the land?” Mirror: “That would be you Your Uppityship, by a landslide!”

That looks like a chocolate covered pastry that was popular here in the 80s, called a Palmera. They had another version covered in a sort of thick custard.

“Chocolate was reliable. Young men were not.” with apologies to Kerry Greenwood

all in all, roberta, formerly known as bob, was pleased at the final results…

Should I eat this gob or save it for my husband?

Yet another perfect selfie by the influencer

This is a the most perfect slice of raw toast I have ever made. I almost can’t eat it.

Okay, I took a bite.

Now, what did I say I’d do for a Klondike Bar?

“Nose hair. I thought of everything except that nose hair. sigh I’ll never be any good at this gender change thing.”

I’m so pleased with my own appearance/ that I’ve given myself a clearance/ to spend all my days/ ’neath my own preening gaze/ I shall brook not the least interference.

Everyone was distracted by Gwen’s cleavage. Everyone.

Great Grandma Kardashian wondering how she can monetize her beauty and big booty…

These iBooks are great. Even if they aren’t free.

[looking into her mirror]

“♫You are so beautiful to me ♫!”

The Miniature: 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/art/detail.php?id=127369 

has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/frith_william_powell.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=2768 

http://www.all-art.org/history400.html 

http://www.oxfordreference.com/view/10.1093/oi/authority.20110803095836200 

http://www.theknohlcollection.com/portfolio/detail/unknown-artist-19th-century-3/ 

http://www.avictorian.com/Frith_William.html 

http://www.visual-arts-cork.com/famous-artists/william-frith.htm 

http://www.victorianweb.org/painting/frith/index.html 

https://www.artrenewal.org/Artist/Index/183 

all have info, or links that point to more info. about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 9 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/09/30?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there included the same artist info URLs).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2299 (October 2, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

It looks like a chocolate with a bite out of it to me.

She always hated looking at pictures of herself, even if they were very small.

" Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble

When you’re perfect in every way.

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_________ Mac Davis

The artist was so tired of waiting for the model to fix her makeup, he decided to just go ahead and make the picture.

“It was so sweet of Robert to send me something to remember him by. I suppose I could make it a necklace, but a hockey puck is just so large…”

Steve’s done it again. I can’t think of something else to write.

… Should you accept this mission … this compact case will self destruct in 7 seconds.

Porcha is hoping that her phone has enough power left to get a date for tonight.