That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 02, 2020

Still waiting for the water hose to be invented.

She is about to “make it rain”.

polly was proud of her ability to find bargains on ebay…

“Knock-knock !” “Who’s there ?” “A Merry !” “A Merry who ?” “A merry can Idol !”

Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin’ world go ’round.

“Can it, Lady!!!”

“Why two cans? This can goes with my hat, the other goes with my dress.”

Julie is peeing behind the trellis.

She was the first on the block to sport Crocs.

“This can on my right is my watering can, the one on my left is a canopy!”

HOOTERVILLE NEWS – Mr. Haney comes out!!!

Well, well, well…water we have here?

As long as she kept watering the plot, no one thought to dig in it and see what was planted a few feet below it.

Down at the aviary, it’s a toucan morning. Tomorrow is pelican day.

Mary, have a little sit down before refilling her watering cans from neighbor Bob’s koi pond

Debbie wanted a nicer pair of jugs so she bought them on Amazon.

With her sad, rather stupid stare/ and her hat, in such sad disrepair/nobody paid heed/ when she planted that “weed”/ but now she’s a millionaire. (How I wish I had bought a share…)

Prior to buying the cans, she had to use her hat to water the plants.

-You get an A+ for cleverness. Now make sure you vote and take her with you, if you must…

The silver one I use, but when the peasants are working the gardens, this cheap bronze one will do just fine.

Early Wet Blouse Contests involved a lot of manual labor and judging from this contestant, usually weren’t worth the effort.

“I recommend ACME watering cans! With a superior sprinkle to weight ratio and a wide plume zone, my watering gets done in HALF the time!”

“Sally, you’re a fetching lass.

NOW GET OFF YER BUTT and finish fetching the water!"

Melcher’s original comment is the winner so far.

I think I’ll just wait here until some nice gentleman comes along and waters my hat.

The Watering Pots: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Brooklyn_Museum_-_The_Watering_Pots_-_Theodore_Robinson_-_overall.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/robinson_theodore.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=479 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/r/robinson/biograph.html 

https://www.phillipscollection.org/research/american_art/bios/robinson-bio.htm 

https://www.askart.com/artist/Theodore_Robinson/22596/Theodore_Robinson.aspx 

https://americanart.si.edu/artist/theodore-robinson-4086 

https://collections.lacma.org/node/168830 

http://www.visual-arts-cork.com/famous-artists/theodore-robinson.htm 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (again, askart.com can be read for free on Fridays), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. So far, 4 works by him have been used here (3 times total). 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/07/12?comments=visible 

has the prior (2, my comment there included 5 of the artist info URLs, the second of which may be unresponsive).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2569 (November 1, 2020) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“But wait – there’s more! Order now and another watering can free – yes, I said free.”

“If she can lift both of those cans filled with water I would advise you not to make fun of her bonnet.”

It seemed like Jack had been gone a long time. Jill was hoping he hadn’t gone down the hill without her.

Marian didn’t wait for the drinks to take effect – she wore the lampshade TO the garden party.

Why she has two of them is a puzzlement; in fact, it’s a can-undrum!

Brenda was going to spend twice as long in the shower today.

Ma’am, I am not looking at your cans. Actually, I was wishing your blouse was tighter!