That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 17, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 3 years ago

    Later that day, Hank would brag to his friends about how he got to second base.

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    Strob Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “It’s very nice, but not what I had in mind when you asked if I’d like to feel your bust.”

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    What a relief! At last he was a sculptor who had made a clean breast of things!

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    Sir Andrew Suckling Pigg making the acquaintance of Stone Cold Stephanie Austin!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “McLovin” all growed up.

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    Papared25  over 3 years ago

    Lord Handsmore had a plan for meeting women, but it was a bust.

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    ronaldspence  over 3 years ago

    “Her name is Lapidaria and I love her! You would never understand!”

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    Strob Premium Member over 3 years ago

    ♫”And you know its getting stronger,

    Can’t last very much longer

    Turn to stone”♫

    https://youtu.be/JfytsDhMJp8

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Ewwwww. That’s just creepy. Reminds me of a guy I used to work with. I can imagine him doing that.

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    Buzzworld  over 3 years ago

    Looks like we got to the bottom of the barrel and this was under the barrel.

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    Ubintold  over 3 years ago

    He always said there’s nothing better than a firm bust to grab onto.

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    P51Strega  over 3 years ago

    Then the lights came on and Sir Harry was busted.

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    P51Strega  over 3 years ago

    She was hard rock and it made him rock hard.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 3 years ago

    Sir Henry coppeth a feel/ for he cannot resist her appeal/ she’s the strong, silent type /(though a bit over ripe/ and he knoweth she’ll never squeal..

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    Call me Ishmael  over 3 years ago

    Nuthin is as horr’ble as the icy feel of marble in the mo-or-ornin’….

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    lagoulou  over 3 years ago

    Good lord! Is that the best he can do?

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    Reader  over 3 years ago

    Predecessor of the inflatable girlfriend.

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    Reader  over 3 years ago

    Heh, heh, I’m touching the breast, heh, heh, snort, snerk, snort, snerk.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Busted! You have to be a cop to get away with copping a feel.

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    wincoach Premium Member over 3 years ago

    These comments are so mean, don’t you all know the statue loved him back!?

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Scientific Log: Test #40 to replicate the ‘King Midas Touch’. Another Failure. Back to the drawing board.

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    Learning to compare an implant with a natural breast.

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    “Okay Mister Henry Capel! " “How did the penis get broken on the Spartan statue?”

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    J Short  over 3 years ago

    He figured, no arms, this will be easy.

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    Calvins Brother  over 3 years ago

    Just a pat for good luck!

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    Calvins Brother  over 3 years ago

    He later invented the blow-up doll.

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    prrdh  over 3 years ago

    “Hmm…I really LIKE this new ‘latex’ stuff you’re working with. When did you say the doll will be complete?”

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The drawback of living in the Pacific time zone. (And to be honest, not getting up real early) – All my would-be comments have been made already.

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    Csaw Backnforth  over 3 years ago

    I am curious as to why Peter Lely decided to paint this particular pose for Sir Henry Capel.

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Sir Henry Capel (1638–1696)

    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Peter_Lely_portrait_of_Henry_Capel_1659.jpg 

    has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

     

    http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/lely_sir_peter.html 

    http://www.artnet.com/artists/sir-peter-lely/ 

    http://www.getty.edu/art/collection/artists/220/peter-lely-dutch-active-england-1618-1680/ 

    https://biography.yourdictionary.com/sir-peter-lely 

    https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/10250/peter-lely 

    http://www.dissertation.com/books/1599426889 

    https://www.encyclopedia.com/people/literature-and-arts/european-art-1600-present-biographies/sir-peter-lely 

    https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/l/lely/biograph.html 

    https://books.google.com/books?id=iCILoJTtQ1kC&pg=PA8&lpg=PA8#v=onepage&q&f=false 

    all have info, or links that point to more info, about this (born Dutch) artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2708 (May 16, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 3 years ago

    Wrong silicone.

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    This was the closest Sir Percy Dovetonsils ever came to touching a woman’s bust.

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    Ken Holman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Ah, this must be what a bustier is!”

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    sparklite  over 3 years ago
    A young Joe Biden practices groping before going ‘real.’
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    Tyge  over 3 years ago

    You’re as cold as ice,dear. Would you like a shawl?

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    tracybsmith  over 3 years ago

    It was true that sir henry was shy/And he wouldn’t look folks in the eye/To garner some trust/He fondled a bust/But the people just kept walking by.

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    Snoopy_Fan  over 3 years ago

    From the looks of the statue, she kinda likes it…

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    tiny tim, fondling, oops, fondly remembering miss vicky…

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    No, I jutht can’t thee what all the other boys are getting exthited over. Thillies! :>)

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member over 3 years ago

    and thus the marketing scheme of “try it before you buy it” began.

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    Helen Frx  over 3 years ago

    Sir Henry vowed “I’ll get my mitts on her tits or bust”

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    Why would anybody, especially someone that was knighted, pose for a painting while feeling up a statue? But then again, he is a politician…

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 3 years ago

    You guys must all by exhausted by now! It’s been an embarrassment of riches. Limerick riches, that is.

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