Sir Henry coppeth a feel/ for he cannot resist her appeal/ she’s the strong, silent type /(though a bit over ripe/ and he knoweth she’ll never squeal..
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this (born Dutch) artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2708 (May 16, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
Later that day, Hank would brag to his friends about how he got to second base.
Strob Premium Member over 3 years ago
“It’s very nice, but not what I had in mind when you asked if I’d like to feel your bust.”
Kind&Kinder over 3 years ago
What a relief! At last he was a sculptor who had made a clean breast of things!
Kind&Kinder over 3 years ago
Sir Andrew Suckling Pigg making the acquaintance of Stone Cold Stephanie Austin!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago
“McLovin” all growed up.
Papared25 over 3 years ago
Lord Handsmore had a plan for meeting women, but it was a bust.
ronaldspence over 3 years ago
“Her name is Lapidaria and I love her! You would never understand!”
Strob Premium Member over 3 years ago
♫”And you know its getting stronger,
Can’t last very much longer
Turn to stone”♫
https://youtu.be/JfytsDhMJp8
Charliegirl Premium Member over 3 years ago
Ewwwww. That’s just creepy. Reminds me of a guy I used to work with. I can imagine him doing that.
Buzzworld over 3 years ago
Looks like we got to the bottom of the barrel and this was under the barrel.
Ubintold over 3 years ago
He always said there’s nothing better than a firm bust to grab onto.
P51Strega over 3 years ago
Then the lights came on and Sir Harry was busted.
P51Strega over 3 years ago
She was hard rock and it made him rock hard.
Call me Ishmael over 3 years ago
Sir Henry coppeth a feel/ for he cannot resist her appeal/ she’s the strong, silent type /(though a bit over ripe/ and he knoweth she’ll never squeal..
Call me Ishmael over 3 years ago
Nuthin is as horr’ble as the icy feel of marble in the mo-or-ornin’….
lagoulou over 3 years ago
Good lord! Is that the best he can do?
Reader over 3 years ago
Predecessor of the inflatable girlfriend.
Reader over 3 years ago
Heh, heh, I’m touching the breast, heh, heh, snort, snerk, snort, snerk.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Busted! You have to be a cop to get away with copping a feel.
wincoach Premium Member over 3 years ago
These comments are so mean, don’t you all know the statue loved him back!?
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 3 years ago
Scientific Log: Test #40 to replicate the ‘King Midas Touch’. Another Failure. Back to the drawing board.
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
Learning to compare an implant with a natural breast.
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
“Okay Mister Henry Capel! " “How did the penis get broken on the Spartan statue?”
J Short over 3 years ago
He figured, no arms, this will be easy.
Calvins Brother over 3 years ago
Just a pat for good luck!
Calvins Brother over 3 years ago
He later invented the blow-up doll.
prrdh over 3 years ago
“Hmm…I really LIKE this new ‘latex’ stuff you’re working with. When did you say the doll will be complete?”
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 3 years ago
The drawback of living in the Pacific time zone. (And to be honest, not getting up real early) – All my would-be comments have been made already.
Csaw Backnforth over 3 years ago
I am curious as to why Peter Lely decided to paint this particular pose for Sir Henry Capel.
mabrndt Premium Member over 3 years ago
Sir Henry Capel (1638–1696):
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Peter_Lely_portrait_of_Henry_Capel_1659.jpg
has info and links that point to more info about this painting.
http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/lely_sir_peter.html
http://www.artnet.com/artists/sir-peter-lely/
http://www.getty.edu/art/collection/artists/220/peter-lely-dutch-active-england-1618-1680/
https://biography.yourdictionary.com/sir-peter-lely
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/10250/peter-lely
http://www.dissertation.com/books/1599426889
https://www.encyclopedia.com/people/literature-and-arts/european-art-1600-present-biographies/sir-peter-lely
https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/l/lely/biograph.html
https://books.google.com/books?id=iCILoJTtQ1kC&pg=PA8&lpg=PA8#v=onepage&q&f=false
all have info, or links that point to more info, about this (born Dutch) artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the title URL. First work by him used here.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2708 (May 16, 2021) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
Wrong silicone.
Linguist over 3 years ago
This was the closest Sir Percy Dovetonsils ever came to touching a woman’s bust.
Ken Holman Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Ah, this must be what a bustier is!”
sparklite over 3 years ago
Tyge over 3 years ago
You’re as cold as ice,dear. Would you like a shawl?
tracybsmith over 3 years ago
It was true that sir henry was shy/And he wouldn’t look folks in the eye/To garner some trust/He fondled a bust/But the people just kept walking by.
Snoopy_Fan over 3 years ago
From the looks of the statue, she kinda likes it…
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
tiny tim, fondling, oops, fondly remembering miss vicky…
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
No, I jutht can’t thee what all the other boys are getting exthited over. Thillies! :>)
Running Buffalo Premium Member over 3 years ago
and thus the marketing scheme of “try it before you buy it” began.
Helen Frx over 3 years ago
Sir Henry vowed “I’ll get my mitts on her tits or bust”
Bilan over 3 years ago
Why would anybody, especially someone that was knighted, pose for a painting while feeling up a statue? But then again, he is a politician…
Charliegirl Premium Member over 3 years ago
You guys must all by exhausted by now! It’s been an embarrassment of riches. Limerick riches, that is.