That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 24, 2021

“A necklace for a flash. I wonder what I can get for…”

Cheap glass beads could never make moot

the stupid remark that got Bob the boot.

Testosterone impaired,

he glibly compared

Sue’s boobs to “low hanging fruit.”

“He said he will give me a pearl necklace. But I already have this one."

Jana’s flesh, said the painter, is pearly / like the necklace he gave her. So, surely, / the ideal Christmas gift / was herself (it showed thrift). / He was so thrilled he unwrapped it early.

her necklace told her bra, you give those two a lift, i’m going to hang around a while

Karen, trying to figure out how to attach the nipple chain. The darn thing came without a manual.

Lucy mused that she could get $100 if she sold the necklace. Or she could rent out ‘the girls’ and get that much for just an hour.

She needs a couple of pasties… I’d suggest a couple in the form of “Forget-me-nots.”

When the male organ starts salutin’

There is simply no refutin’

that her breasts are better

when outside of a sweater)

Than the breasts of Vladimir Putin !

“He thinks he can get away with shiny beads and shallow flattery!”

Pasties. Smart strippers never leave home without them.

Feed the baby?

That reminds me, I love breast meat on Thanksgiving.

akt du lieber divky…

It’s your make-up you’ve forgotten.

We don’t really need a “zoom”: / we probably can assume)/ from what she is wearing/ (and what she is baring)/ that it’s warm enough in the room.

Dang is all of the beads I got for last night’s “show”!?

Well if it is 18th century France, maybe some additional jewelry to enhance her “features” .

Letitia awoke, and clutched the pearls in dismay. “For these ? For these wretched baubles I threw away my precious virginity? Was I mad ? Perhaps…and yet..they’re really, really nice…Ahhh, what the hell. Most girls lose it for nuthin’…

_" What a cheap, lousy party that was! All I got was one crummy set of beads for flashing these beauties. I’m never going to a Gay Pride Mardi Gras Parade again! "_

“The stuff from Victoria’s Secret keeps getting skimpier and skimpier.”

“A painful hand cramp and an exhausted left arm. But hey – jewelry!”

That perplexed look as she wonders why the artist wanted her half-dressed staring at a necklace.

Well, the second part is perplexing.

She forgot to smile for the camera (painter).

No shirt, no shoes, no problem!

Oliver told me to wear the new necklace but not to wear my bra?

A whole room full of guys, and all she got was a pearl necklace?

Nude rosaries is the latest trend to attract people to the Catholic faith.

Kateřina could not figure out the newfangled brassiere.

Nude girl: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Stanislav_Feikl_-_Akt_d%C3%ADvky.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

http://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/11/masterpiece-2832.html 

I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.

… or how can I get the babe to pull down her top so I can ogle her boobs.

Sadly, that didn’t begin a trend.

Nice pair!

Honestly, she couldn’t be better dressed.

To distract, playing cards with her spouse, / with cologne, her nude bosom she’d douse. / But she soon understood / that, no matter how good, / her one pair didn’t beat a full house.

With or without a dress she got what it takes for a midnight swim.

At the risk of being thought rude / And of having a bad attitude/ There’s no reason artistic / (Now, please don’t go ballistic) Why this subject demands she be nude.

Nope. Everything looks fine by me……

Herr Feikl may be on a mission/ for more talent he’s probably wishin/ but my one extra “like”/ isn’t part of a spike. / Of tits he will not be the “Titian”..

Lillith, was wondering if the pearls went around her neck or around her breasts

Much hinges on who you let watch.

Would you snag a nice boy or sasquatch?

Pearls on the neck

embody respect.

But circumbreast-pearls are like panties sans crotch.

Should I donate these to fight famine

or rescue a neighborhood gamin?

Oh, blow it off, girl.

We’ve never worn pearls.

We’ll have all the guys we can cram in.

♬ “And I don’t even know my last name.”♬

[Carrie Underwood]

I don’t know anything about art, but I know I had to give it a Like.