That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 07, 2025

Do you have bicarbonate, I seem to have forgotten my antacid tablets.

Bette Davis ain’t fooling me !

/// Polish painter Mirecki has made

yet another Self-Portrait. Displayed

in a Warsaw Museum,

where the people can see ’im,

now his fame is less likely to fade.

Regarding Mirecki’s 1875 ‘Self Portrait’, one art critic quipped (caught up in the then-current ‘Paddy Mania’, and according to an unreliable source), “Yes, he paints well, I suppose, but he’s no Paderewski.” :/

Alternate title: “Portrait of an Also-ran in the Edgar Allan Poe look-alike contest”.

Einstein put instant coffee in a microwave and went back in time.

Scientific proof that girls’ boobs feel better

Fifty years ago, the reference might have been to Gene Wilder.

“All my sides are my good side.”

Maude from Golden Girls before the facial hair removal.

“Are you speaking to me? ‘Cause I’m the only one here…. “

Einstein on a good hair day?

LOL!

“What makes you think I care?”

Kazimierz wanted to be seen as the Polish Mark Twain. Sadly, he lacked the wit, the wisdom, and the white suit.

He was the Polish Harold Robbins.