The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 01, 2018

That’s why you are supposed to yell “fore!”

Never had one hit me in the head, but I have had one land behind where it started.

At least he’s not bowling.

I don’t think you’re supposed to use a 9 iron out on the fairway.

I don’t play but I sometimes watch the pros on TV. Whenever one of them lands in the rough and is shooting around or between, trees I always wince a little when they swing, thinking about how badly that could end.

At least the ball went down range.

This is why I stopped golfing.

Would you call that shot a “chip off the old block”?

You’re also supposed to keep your eyes open when you hit the ball.

Well darn, somebody golf like me. One time it was windy and the ball actually went behind me on a shot like that.Another time I shank one almost 90 degrees into the weeds. One of my buddies was going to go look for it. I told him to hang on because just because LOL. Wouldn’t you know, my next shot went almost exactly in the same spot. Did I mention I really suck at golf?

That hurts!