The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 22, 2020

Ditto…

Don’t we all.

Personally I am still waiting for my brain and body to catch up with the calendar. I still don’t know what will come first, my mid-life crisis or my 2nd childhood.

I’m just glad I made it.

If I am an old person (60), how come i don’t think the past was the good ole days?

My dad when he was 82 would say I bowl with all those old people cheered for all the senior bowlers in the world xxxxxx today

Me too, but I’ll take the half-fare public transportation!

With 40 being the new 30. and AARP membership starting at 50, middle age is disappearing. It’s like you have to jump right from being a kid to becoming a senior.

I have just the opposite perception, Uncle Ted. The age I am now I’d have considered beyond decrepit when I was ten or even twenty, whereas now, it would barely get me a senior discount at the movies (if we could go to the movies), and, aside from the grocery folks annoyingly and very unnecessarily asking if I’d like “help” out to my car, no one seems much to notice my age…

So, to sum up, I think I won’t feel like a ‘senior citizen’ till I’m much older than, in my youth, I’d have thought I would.

Never thought I’d live this long…75 this Friday.

Had I known it came with a lot of aches and pains.. I would have put it off for a few more years.

no kidding

Then there was the couple at the bar. The guy says to his wife: “Look at that old couple down there.” She says: “That’s a mirror.”