The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 15, 2020

And you married him, so what does that make you?

It’s also a garrote for your neck Mama Gargoyle..er…Gargle!

You’re part of a long line of McLosers.

Before 1764 they weren’t the McLoser clan. Then they tried playing golf.

Hey! That looks like mine!

(My father was half Scotch, half soda.)

Wouldn’t the tartan of the McLoser clan be asymmetrical?

It goes well with the family crest. If you download a copy it shows up more clearly. I also appreciate what could be the B/L motto, the last line of the certificate:

The sympathy of the whole world is implored for this feckless individual and a muttered imprecation is invoked in his behalf.

Could have been worse. He could have been in the MacEncheez clan…

Doesn’t say much about you Gladys

Pride goeth before a fall, Gargle Gal.

Tomorrow’s comic strip—Divorce, McLoser style.

Where can I Purchase it!

Always one in the crowd the crowd blames for whatever happens to them.

Pretty nice tartan, for a McLoser.

A neighbor of the McDonald clan…

It’s good to know that Brutus’s title as the Born Loser has now been authenticated by ancestral records.

In cahoots they are and funny they are not. He never had a chance did he?……

“ Oh. Another scarf. Um, thanks Gladys”.