The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 10, 2021

I knew he could. There was money inolved.

The boss is cheating. Better to use a voice recorder next time.

You should have recorded his attempt. It would almost be worth that buck.

Never bet with the boss. If you win, you lose.

Brutus said a “buck!” He did not say it had to be a USD “buck!” There’s always Monopoly™ money!!

/SMIRK/

“I’m not the pheasant plucker, I’m the pheasant plucker’s son, and I’m only plucking pheasants ’til the pheasant plucker comes”…

Has to be repeated out loud…

Yea, but can you say; person, man, woman, camera, TV?

That’s easy…“Rubber baby buggy bumpers five times fast.” Ok, show me the money.

The born loser is not going to win with the boss, even if he is correct. Sorry Brutus, Veeblefester did say it. You did not specify that he had to say it correctly all five times. You lose, again.

Try, “toy boat” next time.

The last time Veebs was wrong, he said “No one’s perfect!”

They left out an important part of the tongue twister. It’s really “rugged rubber baby buggy bumpers”.

“See she’s sees by the shell shore.” I can do it too!

“Sorry Boss. You Lost. Now you pay up.” is what Brutus wants to say, but discretion is always the better part in an argument with the Boss, ESPECIALLY when he refuses to recognize the fact that he did it wrong. Just give him the Buck…..

His mistakes get funnier each time. Numbers 4 and 5 are a scream!

Feeblevester has a one track mind. Always being right!

Brutus it’s a buck well spent to make veeblefester make a fool of himself.

But he got only a buck! Maybe he was expecting a male deer?