The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 09, 2021

Stop giving her ideas!

Hattie’s already empty headed. A hole in the head wouldn’t do her much good.;-D

Everyone hears the wind blow, Hattie. Through your ears.

The Great Maker already equipped* us with nine holes, why would you want to add more piercings?!

:-O

All annoying people should have a nose ring, it would be so much easier to make them go where you want them to.

I am reminded of the line from the movie “Volcano”, when Tommie Lee Jones’ daughter comments that she’s going to get a nose ring, and the babysitter replies “It’s a great look… especially when you sneeze.”

She’s a regular Einstein.

A pig like Hattie SHOULD have a nose ring.

And another hole in the head won’t make her open minded.

…rim shot…

Hattie’s a whole lot easier to get up in the morning since she got her nose ring…

She’d be greatly improved by a deviated septum.

Put in a few more and then you can have a nose flute. Oh and no blowing bubbles through those holes.

Pfft, I’m 61 and I have a nose piercing. Double ear piercings in both ears and planning a double helix on one ear soon as i can :P

Hurricane Hattie O’Hara – future attorney material. And then politics. HEAR HEAR!

Dare I ask why.. why would anyone get a nose ring, or lip, eyebrow, genitals. Does it show you are submissive.. brave.. pretty.. Seriously, what’s the appeal. What am I missing?

I will never understand why people do things to themselves that if done by others would be a felony

Let her get the nose ring. It will make it easier for her husband to control her and he will need all the help he can get…….

Brings to mind a song, “Too Many Holes” by Craig Carothers.

YOU ALREADY GOT SEVEN!!!

Don’t discourage her Brutus, if she has a nose ring she will be much easier to throw out of the house.

Better listen up Hattie – if anyone knows about holes in the head, it’s Brutus!