The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 11, 2021

And you don’t even wear…..retainers.

The scale seems to be a little old. Public Health?

If this keeps up, for the next weigh in, they might need a “weigh-station” scale!!

/SNARK/

Doc loses more patients that way.

She’s certainly not rejecting food.

She’s constipated?

She isn’t fat, just “big boned”.

… and don’t ask if the dress makes you look fat. It’s not the dress that makes you look fat, it’s the FAT that makes you look fat!

It actually doesn’t matter what you eat, or how much. If the weight of your poop is equal to or greater than the weight of your food, you have to lose weight,

Reality bites. And chews and swallows, Gladys.

Wow, I hope the ER isn’t too busy…

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Oh dear, is this the female version……born loser?

I don’t think she was ever a petite. And Brutus will love her just as much as ever….

Good gag Thorney

She will now find another less honest doctor.

Nice examination room side manner, but true.

My mothers doctor told her she needed to lose some weight. She snapped at him, ‘Do you think I don’t know that?’. He never said another thing about her weight.