The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 27, 2021

Perfect for a diet.

Brutus, why not have a full English!! That will suffice you until supper!!

/SHMIRK/

That is a good one, I do that all the time and I don’t oversleep.

That should make for a sleepy afternoon.

Why should you care lady? He’s paying for it, not you!

Would you care to super size that? We have fresh ostrich eggs.

Awfully large amount of food? Have you seen the tiny size of a cheeseburger lately at a certain fast food restaurant that starts with a letter M? To fill me up at lunch I’d need to double size that order!

Ketching Up on his food.

If you left one of the egg off, it would be just like a Red Robin burger with fries. Not sure how that is such a large meal for a typical diner.

One thing the Born Loser isn’t losing is weight.

Makes sense to Me!

my brother does the same thing, but he does it with lunch and dinner. :(

I missed breakfast on July 10, 1992, a lunch in 1993 etc. etc. I have a lot of catching up to do.

Brutus has heard ‘breakfast is the most important meal of the day’, so obviously he wouldn’t want to miss such an important meal. But, lunch is his favorite because Gladys isn’t there to tell him his food choices are unhealthy, so there’s no way he’ll miss lunch.

You need a shake or malt with the cheeseburger.

You can get all that in a “wrap” around here.

Brutus – you forgot dessert ole boy. Apple pie la mode and chocolate shake? Well rounded…

That’s probably not the healthiest meal that he could have have ordered. Also, he could skip a meal every now and then for his own benefit and waistline. Should have compromised by just putting bacon on his burger. Can’t say he doesn’t have a healthy appetite though….

One mistake after another Brutus.

Brutus, I think you might need to have a large bottle of Pepto Bismol handy after that meal.

I can hear his arteries hardening from hear.

better put ketchup on the burger for a proper serving of veggies…

Two strips of bacon? Nope. Four strips! And that burger needs…..bacon, bacon, and more bacon! And bacon bits in cheese on the fries. For dessert……one of those bacon bit covered maple donuts!