The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 08, 2022

So says the guy that hasn’t “worked” a day in his life!! Just sitting at his desk counting all those ill gotten gains!!

/SHMIRK/

True, but that’s because he never filled the gas tank and forgot to charge the car.

Does Veeblefetzer receive some sort of tax credit for letting Brutus work there? Or did he cross Mother Garble and this is the hag’s curse?

Gosh no boss! I’d keep a full jerry can in the trunk!

Somehow with Gladys’ cooking I don’t think Brutus would ever run out of gas.

Kind of reminds me of my boss. Best day of my working at my current position was when I walked out on my boss while he was talking, finally the guy was speechless. To his credit he has changed, but only because HR, and his boss, told him to do so.

A simple “yes” would have been sufficient,

That’s crazy talk. Everyone knows that electric cars run on fairy dust.

“If you were a football team, you’d lose on a bye week….”

News flash, Chief, EV’s don’t use gas. OK, mine does, in a round about way, since the power company uses natural gas to make the electricity.

he must not get a good enough charge with just electricity alone. :D

Electric cars, they run on Ben Franklins.

Brutus: Sorry Chief, electric cars do not use gas…battery operated. (snicker)

Good one Chief! I’m gonna have to “borrow” that one!

Sounds like Brutus might just be a square peg in a round hole.

Very motivational there chief.

He does treat Brutus like a child, but then Brutus is a born loser.

That’s not really fair. Now, if he were a hybrid car …:)

Where do you go for help it electric car runs out of gas.

Since that is impossible Boss, I will take your statement as a compliment….

Brutus is like Moose Miller and Homer J. Simpson.