The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 26, 2022

This explains so much

No Gladys. You were the only one who would go out with him.

Desperately seeking anybody.

I would think that Gladys seduced Brutus.

Story of my life ……….

Is Bruce thinking, “same here”?

Ma Gargle was more than he bargained for.

Seems a bit of a role reversal from standard comix fare.

Every other guy in town knew what her mother is like

Even the dog hid under the sofa.

Aww..cute! A lot of people are superficial & shallow; hence Beauty is only skin deep.. (ꆤ⍸ꆤ)

that’s a start. :)

Love is a many splendored thing!

And maybe he really appreciated and still appreciates her honesty which she is definitely stating at this moment. Honesty and communication are so very underrated in relationships. Long live their marriage my friend….

Way too much information here Gladys – way too much. Perhaps Brutus 250 lbs is squeezing the blood from her brain. Get outta her lap Brute ole boy. She’s gone light headed and gone a rambling. Can’t breathe….. She really found you hot back in the day – stick with that. Trust me. Mwahahaha!

Apparently chairs have gotten much, much wider in the interim.

So she’s the Born Loser-ess? Gives us a good idea about the DNA that Wilberforce carries!

And the only one that would sit on your lap?

This means there is someone for everyone.

A form of natural selection.

That’s one sturdy chair! ;)

“Absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.”

It’s too late now Brutus!