ha, maybe she would like some company to be home alone… but since she insisted on being home alone. maybe you should order something that you wouldn’t normally get when she’s around. :g
Definitely scored points with that comment. However, all is not lost and they still might get that opening that she so greatly desired for her memoirs…..
codycab 23 days ago
You did hear Brutus say that he made reservations, right Gladys?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 23 days ago
What part of “I’ ve arranged Wilberforce to sleep over at a friend’s” didn’t you understand, Brutus?
Macushlalondra 23 days ago
Any plan is great as long as it doesn’t include Mother Gargle.
xaingo 23 days ago
She won’t be alone when Brutus sleeps in the doghouse and Kewpie sleeps inside.
GROG Premium Member 23 days ago
I’m getting reservations about this fancy restaurant. Being the fanciest doesn’t make it the finest.
The dude from FL Premium Member 23 days ago
I’m sorry, I can’t see the romance. But then again I don’t want to…go for it Brutus!
The Reader Premium Member 23 days ago
Separate anniversaries!
My First Premium Member 23 days ago
Nookie Nookie
i_am_the_jam 23 days ago
If he’s a born loser, how did he manage to get married in the first place? AND have kids?
nosirrom 23 days ago
When they made the movie “Clueless” Brutus should have gotten the staring role.
Chris 23 days ago
ha, maybe she would like some company to be home alone… but since she insisted on being home alone. maybe you should order something that you wouldn’t normally get when she’s around. :g
KEA 23 days ago
I suppose there are worse things he could have said, but right off I can’t think of anything.
Just-me 23 days ago
Et tu Brute? What a mood killer.
ladykat 23 days ago
Get gussied up, Gladys, and enjoy your evening out!
CorkLock 23 days ago
Has it been that long Brutus? Fire gone cold? Just ashes? Stir em up. Sometimes embers blaze UP a roaring inferno old boy.
pat sandy creator 23 days ago
a swing and a miss!
ChessPirate 23 days ago
( –‸ლ)
Zebrastripes 23 days ago
Ha! Hysterical twisted thinking!☺️❤️
Strawberry King 23 days ago
“And watch football at the sports bar with the guys!”
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 23 days ago
Hilarious! Go with the flow Brutus – Gladys just saved you some big bucks!
raybarb44 23 days ago
Definitely scored points with that comment. However, all is not lost and they still might get that opening that she so greatly desired for her memoirs…..
oakie817 23 days ago
ba dum tss
Dapperdan61 Premium Member 23 days ago
Did Brutus get hit on his head ?
cuzinron47 23 days ago
Brutus is not brave enough to say, and probably not smart enough, so I’ll say it for him, no way eating her food can be considered a celebration.
cracker65 22 days ago
Let’s compromise. Go out and eat, then come back home and have some fun.
Moonkey Premium Member 22 days ago
Brutus, again, unclear on the concept.
Judeeye Premium Member 22 days ago
This is just hilarious!
suelou 22 days ago
Well, they’re not going to spend the whole night eating in the restaurant, are they?
s_krumpe 22 days ago
some days Brutus just can’t get a clue, even when it comes gift wrapped
olds_cool63 22 days ago
Way to go, Brutus! Hahahha!
sincavage05 22 days ago
Who’s going to cook? What time is the game on?
Chris Sherlock 22 days ago
Gladys must have missed the part where Brutus saying he had made restaurant reservations.