The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 03, 2024

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    codycab  23 days ago

    You did hear Brutus say that he made reservations, right Gladys?

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 23 days ago

    What part of “I’ ve arranged Wilberforce to sleep over at a friend’s” didn’t you understand, Brutus?

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    Macushlalondra  23 days ago

    Any plan is great as long as it doesn’t include Mother Gargle.

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    xaingo  23 days ago

    She won’t be alone when Brutus sleeps in the doghouse and Kewpie sleeps inside.

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    GROG Premium Member 23 days ago

    I’m getting reservations about this fancy restaurant. Being the fanciest doesn’t make it the finest.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 23 days ago

    I’m sorry, I can’t see the romance. But then again I don’t want to…go for it Brutus!

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    The Reader Premium Member 23 days ago

    Separate anniversaries!

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    My First Premium Member 23 days ago

    Nookie Nookie

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    i_am_the_jam  23 days ago

    If he’s a born loser, how did he manage to get married in the first place? AND have kids?

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    nosirrom  23 days ago

    When they made the movie “Clueless” Brutus should have gotten the staring role.

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    Chris  23 days ago

    ha, maybe she would like some company to be home alone… but since she insisted on being home alone. maybe you should order something that you wouldn’t normally get when she’s around. :g

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    KEA  23 days ago

    I suppose there are worse things he could have said, but right off I can’t think of anything.

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    Just-me  23 days ago

    Et tu Brute? What a mood killer.

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    ladykat  23 days ago

    Get gussied up, Gladys, and enjoy your evening out!

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    CorkLock  23 days ago

    Has it been that long Brutus? Fire gone cold? Just ashes? Stir em up. Sometimes embers blaze UP a roaring inferno old boy.

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    pat sandy creator 23 days ago

    a swing and a miss!

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    ChessPirate  23 days ago

    ( –‸ლ)

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    Zebrastripes  23 days ago

    Ha! Hysterical twisted thinking!☺️❤️

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    Strawberry King  23 days ago

    “And watch football at the sports bar with the guys!”

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 23 days ago

    Hilarious! Go with the flow Brutus – Gladys just saved you some big bucks!

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    raybarb44  23 days ago

    Definitely scored points with that comment. However, all is not lost and they still might get that opening that she so greatly desired for her memoirs…..

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    oakie817  23 days ago

    ba dum tss

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 23 days ago

    Did Brutus get hit on his head ?

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    cuzinron47  23 days ago

    Brutus is not brave enough to say, and probably not smart enough, so I’ll say it for him, no way eating her food can be considered a celebration.

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    cracker65  22 days ago

    Let’s compromise. Go out and eat, then come back home and have some fun.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 22 days ago

    Brutus, again, unclear on the concept.

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    Judeeye Premium Member 22 days ago

    This is just hilarious!

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    suelou  22 days ago

    Well, they’re not going to spend the whole night eating in the restaurant, are they?

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    s_krumpe  22 days ago

    some days Brutus just can’t get a clue, even when it comes gift wrapped

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    olds_cool63  22 days ago

    Way to go, Brutus! Hahahha!

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    sincavage05  22 days ago

    Who’s going to cook? What time is the game on?

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    Chris Sherlock  22 days ago

    Gladys must have missed the part where Brutus saying he had made restaurant reservations.

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