The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 02, 2010

His arms are too short to dunk and he’s too heavy to jump. Kind of like Shaq nowadays.

Dern short arms, as a certain T. Rex named Todd would say..

Don’t expect him to dribble, either.

Wow, I thought the “tall” ones were the best players????

It’s time for a career change.

Just use your mouth, Rexy. But gently!

If he were guarding, I’d never try a lay up.

Guess he better go back to playing Red Rover.

Well, he build up some legs up more, he could get there with his tippy toes.

Why do you think he was never signed on by the Raptors?

“What do mean”–? Is anybody proofreading these?

They call him stretch for short, but not for long.

So close, and yet so far away.

Meet the Robinsons: “because my head is too big and my arms are too short”

Tyrannosauruses can’t jump.

Green TREX’s can’t jump

scratchtasia said, about 5 hours ago

“What do mean”–? Is anybody proofreading these?

Scratch, c’mon you are a genius…back then talking dinasaurs spoke in ‘caveman’

Triceratops probably not very good b-ball players either.

whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy the hell did they do thissssss