Brontosaurus: What do you mean you can't dunk?
His arms are too short to dunk and he’s too heavy to jump. Kind of like Shaq nowadays.
Dern short arms, as a certain T. Rex named Todd would say..
Don’t expect him to dribble, either.
Wow, I thought the “tall” ones were the best players????
It’s time for a career change.
Just use your mouth, Rexy. But gently!
If he were guarding, I’d never try a lay up.
Guess he better go back to playing Red Rover.
Well, he build up some legs up more, he could get there with his tippy toes.
Why do you think he was never signed on by the Raptors?
“What do mean”–? Is anybody proofreading these?
They call him stretch for short, but not for long.
So close, and yet so far away.
Meet the Robinsons: “because my head is too big and my arms are too short”
Tyrannosauruses can’t jump.
Green TREX’s can’t jump
scratchtasia said, about 5 hours ago
Scratch, c’mon you are a genius…back then talking dinasaurs spoke in ‘caveman’
Triceratops probably not very good b-ball players either.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
His arms are too short to dunk and he’s too heavy to jump. Kind of like Shaq nowadays.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Dern short arms, as a certain T. Rex named Todd would say..
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Don’t expect him to dribble, either.
MontanaLady over 14 years ago
Wow, I thought the “tall” ones were the best players????
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
It’s time for a career change.
cdward over 14 years ago
Just use your mouth, Rexy. But gently!
lewisbower over 14 years ago
If he were guarding, I’d never try a lay up.
osceola over 14 years ago
Guess he better go back to playing Red Rover.
Colt9033 over 14 years ago
Well, he build up some legs up more, he could get there with his tippy toes.
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
Why do you think he was never signed on by the Raptors?
scratchtasia Premium Member over 14 years ago
“What do mean”–? Is anybody proofreading these?
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
They call him stretch for short, but not for long.
jpozenel over 14 years ago
So close, and yet so far away.
coffeeturtle over 14 years ago
Meet the Robinsons: “because my head is too big and my arms are too short”
Dirty Dragon over 14 years ago
Tyrannosauruses can’t jump.
lungdoc over 14 years ago
Green TREX’s can’t jump
lobkiller over 14 years ago
scratchtasia said, about 5 hours ago
“What do mean”–? Is anybody proofreading these?
Scratch, c’mon you are a genius…back then talking dinasaurs spoke in ‘caveman’
corzak over 14 years ago
Triceratops probably not very good b-ball players either.