The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 31, 2011

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    margueritem  almost 14 years ago

    Feared by those who wish to escape matrimony..

    GM, Rhoda!

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    leakysqueaky712  almost 14 years ago

    The Love Boat Capt. feared??

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    MontanaLady  almost 14 years ago

    Snicker!

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    leakysqueaky712, notice he’s the 4,226th-feared captain. He’s probably ranked below Crunch and Kangaroo.

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    cdward  almost 14 years ago

    ^Cap’n Crunch is #4. Feared by dentists everywhere.

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    Hillbillyman  almost 14 years ago

    I always feared Captain Janeway.

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    Sandfan  almost 14 years ago

    Factoring in the divorce rate, I’d say Cap’n Stubing was pretty bleeep scary!

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    steelersneo  almost 14 years ago

    “The Looooooove Boat……soon will be making another ruuuuun…….The Loooooove Boat………..promises something for everyoooooone!!!!

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    Sandfan  almost 14 years ago

    That bleeep in my post was d-a-r-n. That is profanity?

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    corzak  almost 14 years ago

    Captain Bligh was certainly more feared than Captain Cook. Cook was honored and even loved for his great explorations and discoveries.

    I would replace “Captain Cook” with “Captain and Tennille”.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Captain Kirk was pretty scary in that mirror universe.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    sandfan I’ve had that bleeped on me too. How are we supposed to have a discussion on mending socks anyway?

    Comics.com, so squeaky clean you need euphemisms for euphemisms.

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    Paula  almost 14 years ago

    Da*n was bleeped? Well how about ‘dang?’ Does that work? The captain was pretty dang scary.

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    mik1123  almost 14 years ago

    what? No mention of Captain and Tenille scarrrrrry

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    catqueen  almost 14 years ago

    And what about Captain Beefheart?

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    momazilla  almost 14 years ago

    How about the captian of the Exon Valdez? He scares me.

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    gofinsc  almost 14 years ago

    Out of 4,226!

    No Captain Nemo? “Got a whale of a tale to tell you lads, a whale of a tale or two!”

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    ponytail56  almost 14 years ago

    how about the captain of the pequod captain ahab

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    commicaddict  almost 14 years ago

    AAAARRRRRRRRRR!! And what of me, th’ cap’n o’ th’ Black Raven?? Ye scurvy dog! I be th’ most feared cap’n in me own neck o’ th’ woods!

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Instead of the Jolly Roger, Stubing’s flag is the Happy Hour Gopher.

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    x_Tech  almost 14 years ago

    The Dread Pirate Roberts in that list anywhere?

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    I vote for Captain of the Black Raven too!

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    cleokaya  almost 14 years ago

    I too vote for Captain Of The Black Raven, but he’s the one who always plies me with alcohol and joins me in drink. If you have seen him in his cups…now that is scary. The color scheme in my house is a product of his drunken forays and has caused grown men to back away in terror. And unfortunately he is always accompanied by his motley crew.

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    I tried to post this about 3 hours ago, but here goes AGAIN:

    There is no pirate more fearsome than the captain of the Black Raven. (Besides, he has the best seafood and rum of any pirate on the seven seas.)

    cleo who are you calling “motley”? I resemble, uh, I mean, resent that remark, sir!

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