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Supposedly, Elizabeth II has always liked to dance, and was quoted on a BBC program as having said, after an event in which Abbaâs Dancing Queen was played, âI always try to dance when this song comes on because I am the Queen and I like to dance.â
I donât think I would get any movement either, if I had some butler dude standing right outside the door making suggestions and ready to barge in with medication.
Metamucil is a perfect solution! A glass a day and you are guaranteed a dayâs worth of farts. This is a sure cure for people following you around sticking their noses up yourâŠ..OK⊠into your shorts. When they do, just relax the old sphincter.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
I imagine that she takes it now and again.
otforever almost 13 years ago
Sitting on her royal hinda$$?
blunebottle almost 13 years ago
Baslim the begger got it right- itâs Majesty. Highness is the term for the lesser royals
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Supposedly, Elizabeth II has always liked to dance, and was quoted on a BBC program as having said, after an event in which Abbaâs Dancing Queen was played, âI always try to dance when this song comes on because I am the Queen and I like to dance.â
wvhappypappy almost 13 years ago
âtwould be sufficient to have one taken under guard in the UK, I daresayâŠ
cdward almost 13 years ago
âŠand a lot of sass out here in the comment world.
PICTO almost 13 years ago
âHurry up mommy, itâs my turn.â â-Prince Charles.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
I donât think I would get any movement either, if I had some butler dude standing right outside the door making suggestions and ready to barge in with medication.
Arianne almost 13 years ago
This puts a new spin on HMS.
gijoe76 almost 13 years ago
The Queen does not defecate!
finale almost 13 years ago
Flagâs out; the loo is occupied.
jreckard almost 13 years ago
Iâm glad the humor here hasnât gotten too coar$e.
Hoosiereader almost 13 years ago
And when the Doctor asked if she had a BM yet she replied. âH@#% no, they wonât even let me have an RC in this Godforsaken place.â
Digital Frog almost 13 years ago
Maybe sheâs just taking a royal wee.
J Quest almost 13 years ago
âwe are (not) amusedâŠâ
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
perhaps removing the royal stick up her butt will help??
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
yeah, straight to the Thames.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Love it!
Fan oâ Lio. almost 13 years ago
I came in late and all the best, worst, and obvious puns have already been defecated.
pcolli almost 13 years ago
When addressing royalty, one initially uses the correct form of address â after one would just use âMarmâ or âSirâ
DrBonehead almost 13 years ago
However as Queen her poop never stinks.
finnygirl Premium Member almost 13 years ago
ROFLMAO at all the outhouses, especially the motorized one! :-)
RogueSymmetry almost 13 years ago
This is really gross, Scott. Even for you. Oh, thatâs a good thing by the way!
iced tea almost 13 years ago
â«âșâ«âșHer Majestyâs a pretty nice girl,But she doesnât have a lot to sayâŠâ«âșâ«âș
The Beatles very last recording on the Abby Road album.
Carolyne6 almost 13 years ago
Her correct title is âYour Majestyâ â âYour Highnessâ is for a Princess.
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
iI had to sign in before leaving the office just to say thatâs pretty frikken clever. LMAO
codedaddy almost 13 years ago
Metamucil: Bad suggestion. The clear tasteless stuff, polyethylene glycol, cheap over the counter powder. makes this problem tolerable.
I know, not clever or funny, but I just improved quality of life for many with that tip.
BTW. Isnât that crown meant for a king rather than a queen?
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
very good
annwah almost 13 years ago
As I sit here lonely-hearted, tried to sh** and only heard fanfare.
DrBonehead almost 13 years ago
Metamucil is a perfect solution! A glass a day and you are guaranteed a dayâs worth of farts. This is a sure cure for people following you around sticking their noses up yourâŠ..OK⊠into your shorts. When they do, just relax the old sphincter.