The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 01, 2018

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    rekam Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Wonder how come nobody’s ever thought of this.

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    comic4matt  over 6 years ago

    The two on the left side, in the front row, must agree with this marriage… After all, they’re OK with it…

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 6 years ago

    Question is how much energy is necessary for the fusion?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 6 years ago

    They have such great chemistry!

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    Boise Ed Premium Member over 6 years ago

    “Nickel Cerium powder is used in catalysis.”

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    Jeddo  over 6 years ago

    The relationship of H + Cl turned sour.On the other hand, the bond between Si and C is the strongest ever!

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    J Short  over 6 years ago

    Everyone kept giggling when the minister spoke.

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    Stevefk  over 6 years ago

    Its a periodic relationship.

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    jel354  over 6 years ago

    Well. Argon (Ar) is content all by itself and doesn’t need to mate/bond.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 6 years ago

    I’m predicting an exothermic honeymoon, with lots of swinging from the valence.

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    uniquename  over 6 years ago

    I wonder if Gold (Au) gave money as a gift.

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    bbbmorrell  over 6 years ago

    Groan….

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    nosirrom  over 6 years ago

    I’m not too crazy about this couple. But I do like Beryllium (Be) and Erbium (Er).

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    rcstorm49  over 6 years ago

    Wow – she’s twice his weight!

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    F-Flash  over 6 years ago

    They have a Heavy Metal band for the reception.

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    EllieVadar  over 6 years ago

    Add Arsenic, and Sulfur; Because then you’ve got a NiCe AsS.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I see Argon, and of course, Helium, otherwise it’s not a very noble wedding.

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    osceola  over 6 years ago

    If Sb married, it would be the bonds of holy antimony.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 6 years ago

    It’s elementary that they would get together.

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    michael_orr25  over 6 years ago

    Are Oxygen and Potassium OK with this marriage?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Bada bing!

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    johnschutt  over 6 years ago

    He He He

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    yimhere  over 6 years ago

    Way too much positive charge….. they will never bond – won’t make it to the honeymoon!

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 6 years ago

    A joke I devised years ago:

    Lady Gaga always struck me as a bit fake. Now I realize she’s not even organic. She’s one part lanthanum, one part dysprosium, and two parts gallium.

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    pchemcat  over 6 years ago

    Aluminum should be next to Carbon, this joke is that type of matter.

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    Obi-Haiv  over 6 years ago

    That’s what He said.

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