The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 11, 2018

Special sauce

Phlegm-ish style

I think i’ll go eat at Arby’s.

Waiters’ cookout?

I have wondered how a skewer for cooking meat got that name.

i wouldn’t di-sputum

I wonder what Saliv ate.

I’m, well, done.

So that’s how you glaze a ham!

Dear Mr. Hillburn: please remember that most of us read your comic at the table. While eating. Where we don’t need this stupid gross-out.

Ewwwww!!!!

If you want the piece reserved for me, you can have it!

Yuk!

I hope they haven’t been doing any chaw. That would really make this a spittoon.

Germ-an style

Disgusting but oh so clever!

Was Peggy phlegm-ing? (OK, all you co-geezers, don’t “skate” around this bit of trivia)…

Mouth watering my a….

I was gobsmacked by today’s ’toon!

Mr. Hilburn, I refuse to give this one a Like. Wish there were a Dislike button.

Thus skewering the BBQ industry.

Thanks for the invite but I’ll just be way to busy doing nothing, so I can’t make it.

Eeeeewwwwww!!! Just eeewwww!!

Grossness!

Apparently, that does nothing to kill THEIR appetite.