The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 17, 2018

Gobble, gobble, mother f*****! Yeah, yeah!

Michigan J. Turkey. Only sings for this guy.

Still, I’d rather have the Turkey Rap than the Stake Flambe.

Well, tell him to wrap it up or I’m out of here.

OK, songs over and recorded. That’s a wrap!

The director says, “That’s a wrap!”

Fred gets a practical demonstration of the perils of assumption.

Next up, Billy Bass!

That turkey has some serious flavor flav.

A despeck-able act.

Spelling does matter!

The menu reference to Flavor was misleading, too. Turkey’s clockin’.

As always – Hillarious! Hilburn is a comedic genius.

This comic is in bad taste.

“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could sing!”

Sounds like a ‘Jive Turkey’ to me.

Gangsta Galliformes…

Whatever you do. Don’t ask for the drumstick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlitbJKaYy0

This is gangsta rap. You don’t want to mess with a tom.

M.C. Hilburn!

That turkey will have good flavor flav

I ordered the dish of the day and it kept making snarky comments about me.