The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 22, 2018

Kyphosis envy?

But it’s not even hump day yet.

Once you go Dromedary you’ll never go Bactrian

“I like big humps and I cannot lie…”

Humph?

What humph?

Another day. Another apology to Mel Brooks.

Reminds me of the 1958 novel “Candy” by Terry Southern and Mason Hoffenberg.

Implant.

Humpty Dumpty was a weird name,

Humpty’s Hump always hit on door frames.

Someone else is going to have to finish it. That’s all I got.

what hump?

This would have been perfect on a Wednesday.

Nice play on the “Jealous Girlfriend” meme!

They just can’t seem to get over the hump.

He’s compensating for other shortcomings

So those Enlarge Your Hump ads weren’t lying?

“…What hump?”

Implants!

That boy’s wearing a falsie!

Size doesn’t matter.

This is going to make The Hunchback of Norte Dame very jealous.

“…check it out….”

Triple-D.

Hey! My eyes are down here!

Hump envy.

A falsie…

I have a hunch he makes his own shirts, and pokes sewing needles into his fingers a lot with no depth perception.

If it lasts more than four hours, call a doctor. Other than this one.

I’m NOT touching this one.

I hope he tips his masseuse appropriately.

Hump envy!

This seems to be a play on the “Distracted Boyfriend” meme. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/distracted-boyfriend

Someone’s made a mountain out of a molehill.