The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 12, 2020

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    favm  almost 5 years ago

    What Pants?

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 5 years ago

    Hero of the Centiry!

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    He’s the one that was able to save the day because he already had his shoes on.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    But you still gotta put a shoe on one leg at a time, for all your hundred legs. Better don’t go for the ones with laces.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It seems the real hero would be the seamstress in the pants factory.

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 5 years ago

    Well, the Key gives you a leg up on everyone else!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Q: What goes 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump?

    A: A centipede with a wooden leg!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    He’s right in step with the others,

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    Nothing impedes progress, no?

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    uniquename  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve always wondered where the locks for those keys are.

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    trying to picture that…

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Shouldn’t that be 100 legs?

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    There’s a video out there somewhere of an astronaut demonstrating that, in space, you can put your pants on 2 legs at a time.

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    daleandkristen  almost 5 years ago

    Wad he do…pretend to be a cucumber?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    Millipedes wear pants?

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    It would be great to see the horned and stringed instrument sections of the orchestra off camera.

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    mfrasca  almost 5 years ago

    Actually, 49 or 51 legs at a time.

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