The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 19, 2020

The stock clerk got mixed up again!!

“Sorry, we’re all out of Feta.”

“Any Norwegian Jarlsberger, per chance?”

“No.”

“Liptauer?”

“No.”

“Lancashire?”

“No.”

“White Stilton?”

“No.”

“Danish Blue?”

“No.”

“Double Gloucester?”

(pause) “No.”

Oh lady, there are far worse things for a cheese to smell like than feet.

(I learned a new word just this week: turophile = a lover of cheese.)

What a cheesy cartoon!

fetid cheese…

“Limburger” or as Curly says “Limboyger”

Toe jam?

Nice clean store – no de-Brie Anywhere..

Damn, son, did they sell you a bad pair of shoes?

Poke holes in the opinion of the store.

“Prepared by virtuous farmers in the Alps after the curds are removed.““No whey!”

My nose says that if it smells like feet, it’s Parmesan.

It’s better than Pecorino Reeboko. That’s not very gouda.

Rachel’s casserole (on Friends)

looking up the worse smelling cheeses I found this

“Mainly produced in Germany, Limburger is perhaps the most popular of all smelly cheeses. It is fermented using Brevibacterium linens, a bacterium partly responsible for the smell of the human body. As a result, when people say Limburger smells like human feet they are scientifically correct.”

“Moe! Larry! Cheese!”

HAPPY 123rd BIRTHDAY, Moses Horwitz!

Danish Taffel smells a lot like feet.

Mam, this isn’t cheese, it’s some kids tennis shoes he left on the shelf….

I was going to get the Havarti but decided against it because it was “no Gouda!”

K-Swiss — the only cheese for Rip Haywire!

I’m in the dark here, maybe because I’m not a cheeseaholic. I have no idea what the gag is.

Then I don’t recommend the head cheese either.

Most likely it’s Danish! When I worked there with a traveling theater company, my unit members and I found only one Danish cheese we liked: children’s cheese! Honestly, that’s what it’s called. In Danish it’s Børneost. Literally “children’s cheese.” All the grown-ups’ cheese were stinky and smelly and unfortunately tasted just like they smelled. And they sure smelled!

Cheesiest cartoon I’ve ever seen.

It’s stinky cheese!

Toe-jam cheese?

Was the swiss cheese imported or deported from Switzerland?

If I forget to wash my ears for a month, you should see what I can scrape off the back and out of them. Smell it? No way, I may be 77 but I’m not ignorant.

Feta…

Frumunda cheese?