The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 22, 2020

The sunglasses & canes tend to overpower the meat!!

The tails are the most flavorful part… so… if they’re missing…

Sprinkle some salt and dried catnip on those mouse steaks, and your customers will love it.

No pussy-footin’ around: it just ain’t got no taste!

A real popular meme on TikTok right now.

Next time, Cajun style.

Love the cafe name.

The 3 blunts mice will definitely give you the munchies, mon.

Three bland mice

Three bland mice

They cause the runs

They cause the runs…

Next time put the trap on the spice shelve.

Probably more politically correct to say “flavor challenged”

What do you want? The Farmers Wife a’int what she used to be!

The Farmer’s Wife … I’ve eaten there. Limited menu, actually.

Naturally, I can’t hear the “three blind mice” tune without thinking of the greatest comedy team of all time.

That’s right: The Marx Brothers

You have to prep them right for them to be at the p-EEK flavor.

Can you bring some salt……

No question about it…the farmer’s wife is an opportunist…

From the size of those steaks, they may have been bland, but must have been enormous(e).

The server has never seen such a slight in his life…

Is that a carving knife he’s wielding?

I’m surprised. It looks like he ordered the “blackened, New Orleans style.”

Should have trimmed the computer cords before they boiled them!

I think that next time I’ll try the Hickory Dickory Dock.

Turns out the carving knife had just been used on raw chicken. So not only are they bland, but you now need treatment for salmonella.

Sounds like corona virus symptoms to me. Those mice are just fine.

He should have ordered the free range mice.

I’m so glad to be reading my favorite comics again!