I’m stunned to silence by the sheer grandeur of that pun.
Treat ’em with respect from now on!!
If they screw up your return Mr. Hansen, we could be talking big bucks!
There’s no accounting for ants…
Time for an audit.
I wasn’t ant-icipating this.
at first he was worried that they were consult-ants…
Look behind the shrubs for the visor
Mr Hansen, sensing an opportunity, started breeding them, and soon had himself a thriving account-ant farm.
Don’t ant-tagonize them!
Queen with lots of depend-ants to declare at tax time.
Best leave them be or your taxes won’t get done.
Best way to get rid of them is give them a copy of D.T.’s tax return to Audit.
When he saw the calculator, and w-2s, things began to add up.
so if he knocks off 50% would that be a discount-ant
1040 not included?
Very good. There are different kinds of ants. crawling and crooked.
I’m speechless.
Just don’t get too close, or you’ll get ants in your pants.
And they Excel at their work too I’ll bet!
It will be quite taxing to get rid of them.
Hum! Self-depreciating humor!
Brilliant!
Scott Hilburn, C.P.A.
Certified Pun Artist
Filing taxes for another TERM-ite!
Wow. Over 50 years of reading jokes and comics, and this the first time I ever read such a thing. Good job, SH. Funny comments.
I just read the inheritance tax is an antiquated category of taxes.
Climate change has made the insect world grow and prosper
As long as you’re in the black, leave’em be.
That figures. Now it all begins to add up.
I think we all have to give Mr. Hilburn credit for that pun. In the right-hand column, and a matching debit on the left to bal-ants the books.
Problem solved. Old calculator, before reverse Polish notation.
No-account ants. At least they probably have an accurate count of their colony.
And they’re gonna be hard to get rid of. They’re persist-ants.
The exterminator will amortize them.
Not stunned enough, apparently …
♬ And they’re coming to take me away ha-haaa
They’re coming to take me away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa
To the I.R.S. ♫
Would somebody please contact Rat from “Pearls before Swine” and ask him to bring his bat to the home of Mr. Hilburn?
My mom’s sister is a CPA. She’s our family’s account aunt.
Can he pay the exterminator, or is he insolvant?
marilynnbyerly about 4 years ago
I’m stunned to silence by the sheer grandeur of that pun.
SHIVA about 4 years ago
Treat ’em with respect from now on!!
mwksix about 4 years ago
If they screw up your return Mr. Hansen, we could be talking big bucks!
PICTO about 4 years ago
There’s no accounting for ants…
Superfrog about 4 years ago
Time for an audit.
Gent about 4 years ago
I wasn’t ant-icipating this.
gopher gofer about 4 years ago
at first he was worried that they were consult-ants…
Auntie Socialist about 4 years ago
Look behind the shrubs for the visor
jreckard about 4 years ago
Mr Hansen, sensing an opportunity, started breeding them, and soon had himself a thriving account-ant farm.
iggyman about 4 years ago
Don’t ant-tagonize them!
Zykoic about 4 years ago
Queen with lots of depend-ants to declare at tax time.
William Bednar Premium Member about 4 years ago
Best leave them be or your taxes won’t get done.
backyardcowboy about 4 years ago
Best way to get rid of them is give them a copy of D.T.’s tax return to Audit.
J Short about 4 years ago
When he saw the calculator, and w-2s, things began to add up.
bigger Nate about 4 years ago
so if he knocks off 50% would that be a discount-ant
Darryl Heine about 4 years ago
1040 not included?
Homerville Premium Member about 4 years ago
Very good. There are different kinds of ants. crawling and crooked.
Michael G. about 4 years ago
I’m speechless.
Lady loves a joke about 4 years ago
Just don’t get too close, or you’ll get ants in your pants.
Stevefk about 4 years ago
And they Excel at their work too I’ll bet!
uniquename about 4 years ago
It will be quite taxing to get rid of them.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 4 years ago
Hum! Self-depreciating humor!
Eddy Premium Member about 4 years ago
Brilliant!
Nyckname about 4 years ago
Scott Hilburn, C.P.A.
Certified Pun Artist
Nate England about 4 years ago
Filing taxes for another TERM-ite!
drycurt about 4 years ago
Wow. Over 50 years of reading jokes and comics, and this the first time I ever read such a thing. Good job, SH. Funny comments.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 4 years ago
I just read the inheritance tax is an antiquated category of taxes.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Climate change has made the insect world grow and prosper
stamps about 4 years ago
As long as you’re in the black, leave’em be.
the lost wizard about 4 years ago
That figures. Now it all begins to add up.
The Brooklyn Accent about 4 years ago
I think we all have to give Mr. Hilburn credit for that pun. In the right-hand column, and a matching debit on the left to bal-ants the books.
zeexenon about 4 years ago
Problem solved. Old calculator, before reverse Polish notation.
ekke about 4 years ago
No-account ants. At least they probably have an accurate count of their colony.
gammaguy about 4 years ago
And they’re gonna be hard to get rid of. They’re persist-ants.
Lablubber about 4 years ago
The exterminator will amortize them.
Andrew Moore about 4 years ago
Not stunned enough, apparently …
Bilan about 4 years ago
♬ And they’re coming to take me away ha-haaa
They’re coming to take me away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa
To the I.R.S. ♫
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
Would somebody please contact Rat from “Pearls before Swine” and ask him to bring his bat to the home of Mr. Hilburn?
BobbyMal about 4 years ago
My mom’s sister is a CPA. She’s our family’s account aunt.
JP Steve Premium Member about 4 years ago
Can he pay the exterminator, or is he insolvant?