The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 26, 2020

Are you sure the other two are empty?

One way to make money babysitting.

In the land of the Turtles, the ol’ shell game is known as “the oldest profession in the world”.

before turtles were invented, ..i believe it was called Three Card Monty.

I thought they only carried one greenback with them.

he’s obviously a softtouchshell turtle…

How fast could he move em around anyway.

Cecil missed it by a hare.

I was shell shocked that it wasn’t that one.

Lol! Too bad he had to shell out the dough…

The only one shelling out is the sucker.

There’s one hatched every minute.

When turtles are being hunted, they’re shell game.

There is another version using heads and tails.

Not ‘find the lady’? Oh, right, it’s tough enough to tell the difference anyhow.

Streeeeeeamlining. They got the original Airflow chassis!

CONGRESS

Must be a bad player if the dealer’s moves were (physically) slow.

Good to see Spineless Mitch found gainful employment,after getting kicked to the curb ;)

Apparently it’s Take Your Kids to Work Day.

Twas very disheartening as a boy, long ago and far away, to find an empty turtle shell. Oh yes, and they were lighter than a full one.

A shell shill, perhaps by a seashore.

Child labor!

That’s puttin’ the kids to work.

Shilling shells with Shelly by the seashore.

Oh oh. The old shell game.

This turtle is…a little slow.

He so gullible he ended up in a snail’s shell!

Corporations working their politicians.

He must be a little slow, …